Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 CT " What you doing?" Random " Packing up, the weather forecast says heavy rain, thunder and floods for the next week" CT " OOOOO, TEAM NEGATIVE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 CT " What you doing?" Random " Packing up, the weather forecast says heavy rain, thunder and floods for the next week" CT " OOOOO, TEAM NEGATIVE!!" Now thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 CT " What you doing?" Random " Packing up, the weather forecast says heavy rain, thunder and floods for the next week" CT " OOOOO, TEAM NEGATIVE!!" Now thats funny I am inside your head. I can control your actions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Just been invited to a Camping/Stag do trip... Fuck that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Just been invited to a Camping/Stag do trip... Fuck that Someones a killjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 He's too upper class for that sort of commoner's activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 He's too upper class for that sort of commoner's activity. Fish goes camping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 He's too upper class for that sort of commoner's activity. Fish goes camping Pink? I hardly think so. Too bloody right I'm not going camping for a stag do. I won't go camping when the point is to get away from a city and "experience nature" or whatever tosh people tell themselves. I definitely am not going to go when the point is to celebrate a man's last night of freedom. Camping?! Honestly, it's like this idiot who organised a Circus-training day for his stag do. What a pile of shite that was. a few hours standing around failing to juggle properly before we were allowed a drink! Not saying they all have to be beered up dickheads in poloshirts with "witty" names on the back. But Seriously, Camping?! Fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Had a mate who went 'Coasteering' for an 'activity' on his stag do. He got a hairline fracture of the spine and spent four weeks lying prone in hospital and had to postpone the wedding. It was in Newquay though so I couldn't be arsed to go, so it wasn't all bad news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Wish I could be twattsh enough to fuck off a mates stag do because I don't think he's considered my feelings in making his plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just bought one of these for £19 at Argos. Now just need an electric cable and we are about set. Is it also too wrong of me to take the George Foreman for speedy breakfasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26210 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just bought one of these for £19 at Argos. Now just need an electric cable and we are about set. Is it also too wrong of me to take the George Foreman for speedy breakfasts? £15 in TESCO at the moment them tables. I did consider making the purchase No good sitting on picnic blankets like it's the 50's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just bought one of these for £19 at Argos. Now just need an electric cable and we are about set. Is it also too wrong of me to take the George Foreman for speedy breakfasts? £15 in TESCO at the moment them tables. I did consider making the purchase No good sitting on picnic blankets like it's the 50's. Twats, I checked them first and the piggin website says £29 http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.205-3493.aspx As the wife is going under protest, every "luxury" I can muster can only help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just bought one of these for £19 at Argos. Now just need an electric cable and we are about set. Is it also too wrong of me to take the George Foreman for speedy breakfasts? £15 in TESCO at the moment them tables. I did consider making the purchase No good sitting on picnic blankets like it's the 50's. Twats, I checked them first and the piggin website says £29 http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.205-3493.aspx As the wife is going under protest, every "luxury" I can muster can only help. Saw them in-store at North Shields last night. Wouldn't worry about £4 too much like, if you've already bought it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Also going to be paying a visit to Go Outdoors today to hopefully buy "man shit" that I dont really need. (Thinking about a knife for that all important game of split the kipper when the kids get bored of swingball). Ideally and air rifle for those noisy wild animals would be handy too, however Im not sure if they're allowed on site. Any camping suggestions welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Wish I could be twattsh enough to fuck off a mates stag do because I don't think he's considered my feelings in making his plans. To be fair, it's a mate of a mate, it's not like we're fox-hole buddies or anything. Whenever I have a stag, I'll most likely pick something that I think me and my mates would have the most fun doing. So I would consider their feelings when making my plans. You're a bit of a selfish bellend if you don't. Like these people who get married in Vegas and invite friends and family over there. Ignoring the fact that's going to wipe out a lot of people's bank accounts. I mean sure get married abroad if you want, but do some kind of celebration when you get back or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Also going to be paying a visit to Go Outdoors today to hopefully buy "man shit" that I dont really need. (Thinking about a knife for that all important game of split the kipper when the kids get bored of swingball). Ideally and air rifle for those noisy wild animals would be handy too, however Im not sure if they're allowed on site. Any camping suggestions welcome. Cut your Tongue out then shoot yourself. Job done ( Team ________) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrelevant Nick KP 0 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The Famous Five often went camping. And they were never bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The Famous Five often went camping. And they were never bored. But do you reckon the Famous Five were happy if they camped a lot, or if they were happiest when they waited years then camped? I dunno, poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The Famous Five often went camping. And they were never bored. But do you reckon the Famous Five were happy if they camped a lot, or if they were happiest when they waited years then camped? I dunno, poll? They were happiest when they had a good time without spending a lot of money relative to other similar sized groups of children who went camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The Famous Five often went camping. And they were never bored. But do you reckon the Famous Five were happy if they camped a lot, or if they were happiest when they waited years then camped? I dunno, poll? They were happiest when they had a good time without spending a lot of money relative to other similar sized groups of children who went camping. But what if they had a better time, but spent more on their tent than the other group, is that better value for money overall? No children should be having a bad net enjoyment cost rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The Famous Five often went camping. And they were never bored. But do you reckon the Famous Five were happy if they camped a lot, or if they were happiest when they waited years then camped? I dunno, poll? They were happiest when they had a good time without spending a lot of money relative to other similar sized groups of children who went camping. But what if they had a better time, but spent more on their tent than the other group, is that better value for money overall? No children should be having a bad net enjoyment cost rate. Do you like camping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 The Famous Five often went camping. And they were never bored. But do you reckon the Famous Five were happy if they camped a lot, or if they were happiest when they waited years then camped? I dunno, poll? They were happiest when they had a good time without spending a lot of money relative to other similar sized groups of children who went camping. But what if they had a better time, but spent more on their tent than the other group, is that better value for money overall? No children should be having a bad net enjoyment cost rate. Do you like camping? Do you like Scotch Eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14029 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 I fucking love this place sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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