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Phil Collins. :icon_lol:

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There must be another Phil Colins, the only one I'm aware of is that horrible dwarf from Genesis.

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That man is a living legend.

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In all seriousness, BAN HIM.

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Phil Collins. :icon_lol:

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The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh?

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Would make my night that.

 

I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that.

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Phil Collins. :P

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There must be another Phil Colins, the only one I'm aware of is that horrible dwarf from Genesis.

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That man is a living legend.

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In all seriousness, BAN HIM.

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:icon_lol:

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Phil Collins. :icon_lol:

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The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh?

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Would make my night that.

 

I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that.

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I'm not getting Phil Collins' sloppy seconds you cheeky prick.

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That's a tricky one that.

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Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. :icon_lol:

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Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. :blush:

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Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. :P

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That's a tricky one that.

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Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. :icon_lol:

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Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. :rolleyes:

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Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. :P

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:blush:

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Phil Collins. :P

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The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh?

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Would make my night that.

 

I'd only swap him for you gem yyou know that.

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I'm not getting Phil Collins' sloppy seconds you cheeky prick.

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Gem, i was gonna have you first. :icon_lol:

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That's a tricky one that.

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Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it. :icon_lol:

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Probably Shakespeare. Would nice to have a sonnett written about me. :blush:

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Dan, let me get this right. First you want him to shag you. Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. :P

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Whey, at least I'd be remembered. :rolleyes:

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It would definately have to be you, Gems...

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Good use of Skinner's legend theory there.

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Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves.

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Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. :P

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Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... :icon_lol:

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Dan, let me get this right.  First you want him to shag you.  Then you want him to write a poem about it for posterity. :icon_lol:

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Oh Daniels face with nature's own hand painted,

Hast thou, the master mistress of my passion;

My Daniels gentle heart, but not acquainted

With shifting change, as is false women's fashion:

An eye more bright than theirs, less false in rolling,

Gilding the object whereupon it gazeth;

Took me roughly up thine shittah!

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And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play.  :icon_lol:

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Much Ado About Nothing?

 

The Comedy Of Errors?

 

The Mincer Of Venice?

 

The Bumming Of The Shrimp?

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It would definately have to be you, Gems...

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Good use of Skinner's legend theory there.

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Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves.

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Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. :P

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Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... :icon_lol:

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Who told you that I was a gentle lover? Has Meenzer been talking?

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And it doesn't have to be a poem, could be a play.  :P

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Much Ado About Nothing?

 

The Comedy Of Errors?

 

The Mincer Of Venice?

 

The Bumming Of The Shrimp?

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:rolleyes: Bastid. :blush:

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:icon_lol:

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Who would it be?  :P

 

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. :blush:

 

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  <_<  And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

 

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! :rolleyes:

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Get me and Meenzer one. :blush:

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Meenzer may get the Gay Pride one....

 

You'll just get a slap :P

 

(actually you'd probably enjoy that :icon_lol:)

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Who would it be?  :blush:

 

Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. :rolleyes:

 

Haway then.  Who's brave enough to answer?  :angry:   And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick.  You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

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Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! :icon_lol:

 

Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! <_<

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Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. :P

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