Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ashley is expected to break his silence as early as next week with a television interview appealing for a united front as the Geordies mount a last-gasp bid for survival. Simon Birds article in the Daily Mirror http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-21242198/ Lets hope its a good interviewer who asks some good questions. Someone think Im going to dislike him more when im hear him speaking in his whining essex voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I hope he has the high voice a lot of obese blokes seem to have. Love the way he thinks the fans need to be told to get behind the team as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 "Mike, why didn't you burn the tapes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I hope he has the high voice a lot of obese blokes seem to have. Can't remember where i heard his voice, but he reminds me of the League of Gentlemen baillif.... Love the way he thinks the fans need to be told to get behind the team as well Aye, when there's been nothing but support since the Hull protests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Onion 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 He sounds like a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I hope he has the high voice a lot of obese blokes seem to have. Love the way he thinks the fans need to be told to get behind the team as well Moving the club foward together no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiejihad 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Break his silence ...crack a fart you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Onion 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Next season's ST drive began the other week with Llambias's 'stick with us, you've seen worse' speech. This is phase two I suppose, the equivalent of the magazine interview last season (the one in which he told us Keegan had final say, and Wise's role was to bring in six academy players per season). His problem now is many of us will never again believe a single word the bullshitting bastard says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 31, 2009 Author Share Posted March 31, 2009 If there truly is a god, it will be Paxman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 If there truly is a god, it will be Paxman. "Did you or did you not, tell Kevin Keegan he had full control over player recruitment ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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snakehips 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Sooo, you have a thing for Paxman, eh? Each to their own. Each to their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggiespaws 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 If there truly is a god, it will be Paxman. That would be quality like. Either him or Sir David Frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 It'll be fucking Luke Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5903 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Is he Lees brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Is he Lees brother? No, cup's cousin. Ooooh, sorry folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Is he Lees brother? Aye, same difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 He sounds like a cunt. Company I work for is run by a load of London boys who call themselves 'Essex builders' sound just like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 He sounds like a cunt. Company I work for is run by a load of London boys who call themselves 'Essex builders' sound just like him. speaking of which.....heres Danny B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Still waiting to be addressed properly after January tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I hope he has the high voice a lot of obese blokes seem to have. Love the way he thinks the fans need to be told to get behind the team as well Moving the club foward together no doubt. Yep no doubt supporting the team means buying a season ticket, replica shirt, 3 pints and a pie at the game and continuing to accept dross. Oh and lets work together, you buy we take the cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Reckon this'll change the tone of the interview then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1892 0 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ashley is expected to break his silence as early as next week with a television interview appealing for a united front as the Geordies mount a last-gasp bid for survival. He's certainly done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 He has high pitched bits to his voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Right said Mike, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere And so, we, had a cup of tea Right said Mike, give a shout to Derek, up comes Derek from the floor below After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere And so, we, had a cup of tea Derek had a think and he thought we ought, to sell off all the players sack the man that answers prayers, but it did no good, well I never thought it would Right said Mike, have to buy some cheap ones, to get some cheap ones wouldn't take a mo Bought some cheap ones, even got a free one, should have got us somewhere but no So Mike said lets have another cup of tea and we said right-o Right said Mike, have to take some points now, need more points to shift the so and so Brought in Joe Kinnear, I'm not jokin here, and it got us nowhere And so, we, had a cup of tea Right said Mike, have to sell some tickets, them there tickets are gonna have to go Brought in Shearer, relegations only nearer, we was getting nowhere And so, we, had a cup of tea Derek had a think and and he said look Mike, I've got a sort of feeling If I do some dealing, with a pound or two we can avoid division two Right said Mike, making the fans sadder, I've made millions now stick it in the bank Was he in trouble? no he burst the bubble, and landed on his feet So Derek and me had another cup of tea and then we went home I said to Derek we'll just have to leave the ship, stranded in the championship You see the trouble with Mike is he's too hasty Now you never get nowhere if you're too hasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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