The Fish 8947 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 you're a cartoon Danny boy, a fucking cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Obsessed. How long did that take you Danny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 From the Guardian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Jesus Wept, how low have they sunk and anything claiming 7500 for a 45 minute training session is a low attendance is a clueless moron. That's exceptional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Jesus Wept, how low have they sunk and anything claiming 7500 for a 45 minute training session is a low attendance is a clueless moron. That's exceptional. How many do you think turned up when he signed first time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I have no doubt in my mind that Danny would jump on the Newcastle band wagon were we to get into the CL again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Jesus Wept, how low have they sunk and anything claiming 7500 for a 45 minute training session is a low attendance is a clueless moron. That's exceptional. How many do you think turned up when he signed first time? Are you really as stupid as you act or are you training for a film or some such? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I have no doubt in my mind that Danny would jump on the Newcastle band wagon were we to get into the CL again. There's a fine line between love and hate. Danny loves us, he's obsessed, it's why he's here instead of a Spurs board. He even posts from his phone sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 p.s. it's not on the Guardian site... so maybe Danny is talking shit again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I was partial to his dialogue in the second paragraph. It's like how I'd imagine Fop to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 It's probably from some Poxy Guardian blog where low performing journalists are allowed to spit out there hateful ignorant bile and morons like Danny lap it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 It's probably from some Poxy Guardian blog where low performing journalists are allowed to spit out there hateful ignorant bile and morons like Danny lap it up http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/0,,415657,00.html And morons get terribly offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Sorry Danny, didn't mean to offend you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eleven Donkeys Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I’ve been unable to find the bit were the authors explain how 7,500 Geordies were duped. Can anybody spot it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 They were probably consumed by bitterness and therefore couldn't concentrate. I would also bet that a lot of that ''article'' is pure fiction. Most notably the incredibly clichéd ''vox pop''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Its from that piss take blog thing they have where its not real stories, sometimes its so untrue its a joke. The other week right, they had a story about a group of kids from North London that support Spurs, I mean for fucks sake thats just taking the piss guv'nah, you just wouldnt would you? not with the Arse being a proper big club and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Were they racist homophobic yet somehow Jewish football hooligans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 772 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 GEORDIE MESSIAH STAGES PATENTLY TRANSPARENT PR RUSE, 7,500 DUPED Newcastle United's players found out exactly what their fans think of them this morning when a disappointing crowd of just 7,500 gullible Geordies turned up for an open first-team training session at St James' Park. With the sun shining, the schools broken up for Easter and unemployment figures on Tyneside approaching a 20-year high, experts had been predicting a record attendance for the pathetically transparent propaganda exercise that traditionally follows the appointment of each new Geordie Messiah. But despite the recent installation of local legend Alan Shearer as The Chosen One, a disillusioned Geordie public voted with their feet, opting to ignore the overpaid wasters who have dragged the club into the Premier League relegation mire and head for the city's pubs, betting offices and tattoo parlours instead. Despite the low turn-out, the reaction of those who did turn up at St James' Park was surprisingly positive considering how shabbily they've been treated in recent years. "A lot iv people, spehully bairns, cannit afford the exorbitant ticket prices fo' Newcassel matches, see it's canny fo' them tuh be yeble tuh cum alang tuh the groond, see their heeroos in the flesh an' shoot abuse at them," enthused one overweight topless man who appeared so down on his luck he'd literally lost the shirt from his backs. "Way-aye man," chorused his Brown-drinking friends, who had also gone shirtless for the day in an act of solidarity. Although coach Iain Dowie has overseen first-team training sessions since the duo's appointment, it was the notoriously publicity-shy Shearer who barked the orders on a day that, coincidentally, hundreds of journalists and TV cameras were on hand to record proceedings. Once Dowie had marked out the pitch with training cones, his boss got stuck into the five-a-side, even going so far as to score and wheel away with one arm in the air - a trademark celebration a bewildered Fabricio Coloccini mistook for an offside appeal. Sadly for Shearer, his goal was too little too late and to nobody's great surprise, the training cones recorded a facile 8-1 victory over the assorted first-teamers pitted against them. "I said to the boys, 'Where else would you get thousands of fans turning up to watch training when the team is third bottom?'," Shearer told reporters as he wound up his latest exercise in self-promotion. Where else? Let's see, Alan. All over Italy and Spain, not to mention in many South American countries. What's more, those fans are sensible enough to arrive armed to the teeth with insulting banners, baskets of rotten fruit and iron bars. It's from the Guardian's daily footie round-up 'The Fiver' which is generally pretty funny and takes the piss out of everyone and everything so is nothing to get upset about. We (and rightly so) get the piss taken out of us a lot but it is generally light-hearted. This one was written by Barry Glendenning however who is a bit of a humourless twat (as anyone who followed his letters to True Faith will realise). The Fiver is generally funnier than this, particularly when Glendenning has nothing to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I was partial to his dialogue in the second paragraph. It's like how I'd imagine Fop to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) Despite the low turn-out, the reaction of those who did turn up at StJames' Park was surprisingly positive Low fucking turn out for a training session??? Do you seriously think anyone besides kids, and sad long term sick/doleites are going to watch a load of wank footballers dribbling round cones?!?! 7,500? Whoever wrote this should be sacked, it's such lazy journalism it's not true. Besides 7,500 kids, families etc, is only 2,000 less than what Tottenham were getting in the league in 1986 at certain league games. Edited April 8, 2009 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It's tongue-in-cheek btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It's tongue-in-cheek btw. Says a lot when it's difficult to tell like. That Express column Cunty B posted wasn't too far off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 (edited) Despite the low turn-out, the reaction of those who did turn up at StJames' Park was surprisingly positive Low fucking turn out for a training session??? Do you seriously think anyone besides kids, and sad long term sick/doleites are going to watch a load of wank footballers dribbling round cones?!?! 7,500? Whoever wrote this should be sacked, it's such lazy journalism it's not true. Besides 7,500 kids, families etc, is only 2,000 less than what Tottenham were getting in the league in 1986 at certain league games. yet we have never averaged under 20K over a course of a season, can you say the same? Edited April 8, 2009 by Danny B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It's tongue-in-cheek btw. Says a lot when it's difficult to tell like. That Express column Cunty B posted wasn't too far off. Meant to be funny too, I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Despite the low turn-out, the reaction of those who did turn up at StJames' Park was surprisingly positive Low fucking turn out for a training session??? Do you seriously think anyone besides kids, and sad long term sick/doleites are going to watch a load of wank footballers dribbling round cones?!?! 7,500? Whoever wrote this should be sacked, it's such lazy journalism it's not true. Besides 7,500 kids, families etc, is only 2,000 less than what Tottenham were getting in the league in 1986 at certain league games. yet we have never averaged under 20K over a course of a season, can you say the same? Here we go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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