Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 yes, beattie and fuller strike fear into the hearts of opposing defenders don't they? So, your idea of success is replacing good strikers with average ones to compensate for a poor midfield? Nutcase. my idea of success is SELLING good strikers, using the money to buy GOOD midfielders that can dribble, keep possession, and pass, and use average strikers because when your midfield is creating 10 chances a game, chances are 1 or 2 of them will go in. not very hard to understand. or you could have world class strikers with nobody to supply them and just hope and pray they get 1 lucky chance and they put away, which is what you're doing. So, then you'd be left with a midfield to create chances but nobody to put them away? THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. Either you live in some sort of fantasy land where you assume that more chances will always = more goals, despite the strikers getting these chances or you assume that poor strikers have their striking game improved by simply having a decent midfield behind them. This is either incredible, post-modern footballing analysis or you're off your fucking head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Martins with a groin injury. Personally feel theres fuck all wrong with him and something has obviously happened beforehand, he had a face like a smacked arse. Seriously, were not stupid, we have actually watched Newcastle this season and there lack of supply is obvious you tit. Lol @ your theory, bellend! Who was that aimed at? The Spanish tosser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Edit: I think it was actually Edgar's man. edgar was stuck to his man 5 yards away...watch the replay...there were 3 players standing around. terrible call though. Then it may have been Bassong, it was one of the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 it was Ameobi's man. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6129 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Was Shola's man. The useless donkey practically broke away from Faye as though he was trying to get into space. Edgar's not really done anything wrong, but there's plenty of others in the team that have stepped in to make up for it. Butt, Nolan and Guthrie have all been completely useless. Noone is moving around trying to get into space, and consequently any bit of posession we have is spent passing the ball between defenders and occassionally a midfielder until Stoke can apply enough pressure that we have to lump another useless ball forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 when we get the ball down we're retaining possession and if we can just gain a little patience we could open them up a bit. They've created nothing that didn't involve humping the ball into the box... they can't do that if we've got the ball. I know it's counter-intuitive, but I reckon we need to slow things down, start passing the ball even if it's just between centre halves. Shola is providing half of nothing and because of his ineptitude Owen hasn't had a sniff. Taylor is fucking dire, I'd bring Jonas on for him now. fucking hell this is depressing shit. the skysports ticker has newcastle with 63% of the possession through the first half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 shola take that fucking lead out your boots and fuck off you waste me fucking space We get the idea! Have you got a point you little prick? whos that directed at? Well it was at Attain, but now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 Martins with a groin injury. Personally feel theres fuck all wrong with him and something has obviously happened beforehand, he had a face like a smacked arse. Seriously, were not stupid, we have actually watched Newcastle this season and there lack of supply is obvious you tit. Lol @ your theory, bellend! Who was that aimed at? The Spanish tosser! Ah I read what I put twice thinking "what the fuck did I say?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 699 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Take Nolan off and shoot him, then put Jonas on, Butt and Guthrie in the middle, Duff and Jonas on the wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 shola take that fucking lead out your boots and fuck off you waste me fucking space We get the idea! Have you got a point you little prick? whos that directed at? Well it was at Attain, but now... RAAARRGGHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgarfan 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Edit: I think it was actually Edgar's man. edgar was stuck to his man 5 yards away...watch the replay...there were 3 players standing around. terrible call though. Then it may have been Bassong, it was one of the two. edgar's man ran towards the corner and he followed him until he was out of danger, when edgar let him go to retreat...by then the ball was at the far side of the goal....three men standing around the man with little effort... seriously though...we need some creativity forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 when we get the ball down we're retaining possession and if we can just gain a little patience we could open them up a bit. They've created nothing that didn't involve humping the ball into the box... they can't do that if we've got the ball. I know it's counter-intuitive, but I reckon we need to slow things down, start passing the ball even if it's just between centre halves. Shola is providing half of nothing and because of his ineptitude Owen hasn't had a sniff. Taylor is fucking dire, I'd bring Jonas on for him now. fucking hell this is depressing shit. the skysports ticker has newcastle with 63% of the possession through the first half. That's not a good indicator, because possession is changing hands so quickly it's hard to say that we've had meaningful possession. If (for example) we string together over 15 passes then I'd say we had a good amount of possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6129 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 the skysports ticker has newcastle with 63% of the possession through the first half. I don't think that is anywhere near accurate. Even if it was though 70% of the game is being played in our defensive half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6129 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 And I use the terms 'game' and 'played' loosely. It's been a horrific watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Unfortunately, that is all I have to go by... the telling stats are the amount of corners and the shots (on goal) Stoke has over Newcastle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 need a change asap, more creativity needed also throw Nile on for Strolla and (tinhaton) Smith on for Butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 yellow for RTaylor we're getting absolutely mauled at the start of the 2nd half... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 FFS we could have 10 defenders on and not defend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 FFS we could have 10 defenders on and not defend! we could have conceded another 2 or 3 already...my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Get some of the subs on!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Do you get the feeling Al would not been seen dead with one of those contraptions stuck on the side of his heed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 ANd what I am watching has froze and all I can see is a fucking camel/shola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 ANd what I am watching has froze and all I can see is a fucking camel/shola That's probably the real picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 (edited) No fight, no desire. Just fuck off. Finally some desire. Edited April 11, 2009 by Attain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 we've barely had the ball in their half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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