I have decided to take a wife - NSFW

[soccermom 0]

always a shame when the good threads come to a grinding halt like this

 

 

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs!

 

Bring it on bitches

[paddy 9]

always a shame when the good threads come to a grinding halt like this

 

 

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs!

 

Bring it on bitches

ahhh the good old days,

 

one word SM.......TALC!!

[soccermom 0]

always a shame when the good threads come to a grinding halt like this

 

 

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs!

 

Bring it on bitches

ahhh the good old days,

 

one word SM.......TALC!!

 

poof

[paddy 9]

always a shame when the good threads come to a grinding halt like this

 

 

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs!

 

Bring it on bitches

ahhh the good old days,

 

one word SM.......TALC!!

 

poof

pmsl

[snakehips 0]

Paddy, is it true that with s/mom's figure being 32e she looks like a claw hammer when standing up??

[Tooj 17]

Paddy, is it true that with s/mom's figure being 32e she looks like a claw hammer when standing up??

[soccermom 0]

Paddy, is it true that with s/mom's figure being 32e she looks like a claw hammer when standing up??

 

cheeky twat , i can walk without falling over

[paddy 9]

Paddy, is it true that with s/mom's figure being 32e she looks like a claw hammer when standing up??

 

cheeky twat , i can walk without falling over

[Cid_MCDP 0]

Wacky, will you missus not fuck you? is that why you are always sniffing round birds on here?

 

of course not, she's too busy banging SMO and loving it. I know, I've watched....

....and participated.

 

Do you think this "girl power" attitude empowers you as a woman? Or do you feel you MAY be just degrading yourself to prove a point?

 

 

I didn't realise being me and saying I have sex and I like sex degraded me. Fuckin' Hell we must all be degrading ourselveson here.

 

What is society coming to? Start your own board Danny my son, and be careful who joins, I wouldn't want us dragging you down to our level.

 

I promise I won't join

 

Come on Soccermum, you and I both know that women are genetically predisposed toward love, long term relationships and sex within the context of a loving relationship.

 

Men on the other hand are just driven by the genetic urge to spread his seed.

 

Please don't cheapen yourself, do you want to end up a singe mum forever?

 

 

I'm not single now, you tool.

 

And I'm certainly not cheap.

 

Does your other half know you come online and act like this? Would he approve?

 

I am glad you really are a one man women. Now you are sttled there is no need to act like a lady of loose morals.

 

Yes he reads this forum. I know he does.

I am in a relationship therefore I'm faithful, why would I be otherwise?

 

You got issue with the fact that I've slept with both men and women? Is that your "loose morals" cos

 

I don't lie

I don't cheat

I don't steal

I'm not offensive

I don't fight

 

I do play

I do laugh

I do love

 

I'm a good friend

I'm a good lover

I'm a good mother

 

If all that makes me bad and loosely moralled, than I am happy to be.

 

I don't impose my opinions and beliefs on you so don't impose yours on me please.

 

Haven't you already admitted in Parky's thread that you have tasted 'forbidden fruit'? Doesn't that make you a serial offender, and, therefore, that statement (above) a loose one?? Genuine question btw, though I know it sounds like an attack.

 

 

Yes I was an offender, but I offended with the fella I have now and I'm not planning on offending ever again. People can make mistakes, the trick is having the balls to admit to them and doing something about it.

 

Thanks for the lecture. However, people [note the lack of 'can'] make mistakes and there's nothing about needing to have the balls to rectify them. An honest realisation of one's mistakes and a desire not to repeat them is more than sufficient imo.

 

My mistake was to marry the wrong person and stay married for 10 yrs. He was abusive and controlling and with a child in tow you better believe it took a lot of balls to get out and leave. My current fella helped me do that, he was someone I'd known for a lot of years and he helped me realise I deserved more.

 

Yes I had an affair, it's not something I'm proud of but then again i'm not ashamed of it either. I believed in marriage I thought I'd be with the same man for life, but it didn't turn out that way.

 

It's easy for you to say you should have just left but it's really not that simple when you're in that situation.

 

He took my confidence, pride, individuality, freedom and my feeling of self worth and threw them all away.

 

My fella helped me get all that back and now im the me he knew 13 years ago and I feel free and so alive.

 

So yeah I do have balls and regrets but I'll never be ashamed of who I am ever again.

 

 

Where do women get this idea that they 'deserve more'? Seems a recurring theme with most girls I've met. A lot of women (and I've had a fair few very sexy and intelligent girlfriends) rarely seem happy about their lot (in general). Us men on the other hand continue to count our lucky starts rather than whine on and on about this and that....(irony intended).

 

The other thing I find bizarre is that women who seem confident and self-assured seem so easy prey to self-esteem issues. Stop blaming men for everything and get your own fucking lives together yo!

 

When guys are kids, they play at being soldiers or firemen or spacemen.

 

When girls are kids they play at being princesses.

 

You figure it out.

[Fop 1]

Wacky, will you missus not fuck you? is that why you are always sniffing round birds on here?

 

of course not, she's too busy banging SMO and loving it. I know, I've watched....

....and participated.

 

Do you think this "girl power" attitude empowers you as a woman? Or do you feel you MAY be just degrading yourself to prove a point?

 

 

I didn't realise being me and saying I have sex and I like sex degraded me. Fuckin' Hell we must all be degrading ourselveson here.

 

What is society coming to? Start your own board Danny my son, and be careful who joins, I wouldn't want us dragging you down to our level.

 

I promise I won't join

 

Come on Soccermum, you and I both know that women are genetically predisposed toward love, long term relationships and sex within the context of a loving relationship.

 

Men on the other hand are just driven by the genetic urge to spread his seed.

 

Please don't cheapen yourself, do you want to end up a singe mum forever?

 

 

I'm not single now, you tool.

 

And I'm certainly not cheap.

 

Does your other half know you come online and act like this? Would he approve?

 

I am glad you really are a one man women. Now you are sttled there is no need to act like a lady of loose morals.

 

Yes he reads this forum. I know he does.

I am in a relationship therefore I'm faithful, why would I be otherwise?

 

You got issue with the fact that I've slept with both men and women? Is that your "loose morals" cos

 

I don't lie

I don't cheat

I don't steal

I'm not offensive

I don't fight

 

I do play

I do laugh

I do love

 

I'm a good friend

I'm a good lover

I'm a good mother

 

If all that makes me bad and loosely moralled, than I am happy to be.

 

I don't impose my opinions and beliefs on you so don't impose yours on me please.

 

Haven't you already admitted in Parky's thread that you have tasted 'forbidden fruit'? Doesn't that make you a serial offender, and, therefore, that statement (above) a loose one?? Genuine question btw, though I know it sounds like an attack.

 

 

Yes I was an offender, but I offended with the fella I have now and I'm not planning on offending ever again. People can make mistakes, the trick is having the balls to admit to them and doing something about it.

 

Thanks for the lecture. However, people [note the lack of 'can'] make mistakes and there's nothing about needing to have the balls to rectify them. An honest realisation of one's mistakes and a desire not to repeat them is more than sufficient imo.

 

My mistake was to marry the wrong person and stay married for 10 yrs. He was abusive and controlling and with a child in tow you better believe it took a lot of balls to get out and leave. My current fella helped me do that, he was someone I'd known for a lot of years and he helped me realise I deserved more.

 

Yes I had an affair, it's not something I'm proud of but then again i'm not ashamed of it either. I believed in marriage I thought I'd be with the same man for life, but it didn't turn out that way.

 

It's easy for you to say you should have just left but it's really not that simple when you're in that situation.

 

He took my confidence, pride, individuality, freedom and my feeling of self worth and threw them all away.

 

My fella helped me get all that back and now im the me he knew 13 years ago and I feel free and so alive.

 

So yeah I do have balls and regrets but I'll never be ashamed of who I am ever again.

 

 

Where do women get this idea that they 'deserve more'? Seems a recurring theme with most girls I've met. A lot of women (and I've had a fair few very sexy and intelligent girlfriends) rarely seem happy about their lot (in general). Us men on the other hand continue to count our lucky starts rather than whine on and on about this and that....(irony intended).

 

The other thing I find bizarre is that women who seem confident and self-assured seem so easy prey to self-esteem issues. Stop blaming men for everything and get your own fucking lives together yo!

 

When guys are kids, they play at being soldiers or firemen or spacemen.

 

When girls are kids they play at being princesses.

 

You figure it out.

 

Spaceprincesses are best.

[LeazesMag 0]

always a shame when the good threads come to a grinding halt like this

 

 

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs!

 

Bring it on bitches

 

none of the other girls have posted their credentials yet either. Wonder who N174life will choose ?

[Tom 13819]

has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey?

 

I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete

 

Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites)

 

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Statistics:

Occupation:

Hobbies:

Likes in a partner:

Dislikes in a partner:

 

Personal statement:

 

I too will complete the first one

 

Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.)

Age: 32

Height: 5' 2''

Weight: 8st 6lb

Statistics: 30e-26-32

Occupation: nurse

Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds

Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties

Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers

 

Personal statement:

 

I am happy go lucky and double jointed.

 

 

 

please accept my application.

 

athankyou.

 

how many other women apart from you post on here ?

 

Catmag ?

 

Radgina ?

 

alreetlike ?

 

Bridget ? [disappeared]

 

 

 

 

Bridget is still trying to get parked.

[N174Life 0]

wheres my sex?

[paddy 9]

wheres my sex?

your typing with it