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ac/dc was great

 

London is pretty awful, it's nowhere near as busy as i expected but jesus the nightlife is dire

ended up having to goto some shitty place for drinks after 3am as it was the only one we could find that would still serve booze.

 

i can only describe it as being worse than the club in "my name is earl"..

 

on the upside booze wasn't anywhere near as expensive as i thought it would be (pity about 25mm measures)

and the hotel was great for £80 highly recommend City Inn in Westminster, having a mac in the room with free net access etc and free printing services was handy for lookingup/booking boat tickets and the rest.

 

dunno how anyone could stick living there though, i'd take dublin or glasgow etc over it any day.

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ac/dc was great

 

London is pretty awful, it's nowhere near as busy as i expected but jesus the nightlife is dire

ended up having to goto some shitty place for drinks after 3am as it was the only one we could find that would still serve booze.

 

i can only describe it as being worse than the club in "my name is earl"..

 

on the upside booze wasn't anywhere near as expensive as i thought it would be (pity about 25mm measures)

and the hotel was great for £80 highly recommend City Inn in Westminster, having a mac in the room with free net access etc and free printing services was handy for lookingup/booking boat tickets and the rest.

 

dunno how anyone could stick living there though, i'd take dublin or glasgow etc over it any day.

 

 

Aye lad its a long way form Newcastle like. lol!

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Newcastles going be the next destination of our trip away i think

going just be the fellas heading over for a weekend or something

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typo!! omfg!1 footballmam!1

 

Whats aal the 1's aboot lad? Yee havin' a stroke?

 

T I M E

 

like the advert sez lad, act fast :o

 

Err :o

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typo!! omfg!1 footballmam!1

 

Whats aal the 1's aboot lad? Yee havin' a stroke?

 

T I M E

 

like the advert sez lad, act fast :o

 

Err :o

 

Confusion too? Hmmm.. well maybe you're in need of a private nurse?

 

DATING%20SIDE%20Naughty%20nurse.jpg

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keep forgetting all you adonis' can afford to be so choosy, lol.

 

You'd prob cum in your pants if she turned up on your doorstep, after videoing, photographing and plastercasting her for use on here.

 

Unless you're parky where you'd keep having to run off to the kitchen to give us regular updates:

 

1: Thrusted 3 times, I think she liked it, made a kind of grunt

2: Tried a bit of the old tongue action, she looked less than impressed so reverted back to the famous five, its never let me down before, come on boys

3: What should I do next? running out of ideas, fuck me those heels are high

4: Not sure if I have a feet fetish or not can't stop staring at her feet

5: Sucked her toes. Does that make me weird?

6: Can you actually go ass to mouth? is that allowed under these exceptional circumstances?

7: ???????

8: Fuck, came too early down me own leg, don't think she noticed though, I'll try the tongue again..

9: Shit shit, its not working...Wack taxi me over some Kamagra mate please please, oh fuck pretty please.......

10: Feel dirty just found out she's a croat..... :o

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keep forgetting all you adonis' can afford to be so choosy, lol.

 

You'd prob cum in your pants if she turned up on your doorstep, after videoing, photographing and plastercasting her for use on here.

 

Unless you're parky where you'd keep having to run off to the kitchen to give us regular updates:

 

1: Thrusted 3 times, I think she liked it, made a kind of grunt

2: Tried a bit of the old tongue action, she looked less than impressed so reverted back to the famous five, its never let me down before, come on boys

3: What should I do next? running out of ideas, fuck me those heels are high

4: Not sure if I have a feet fetish or not can't stop staring at her feet

5: Sucked her toes. Does that make me weird?

6: Can you actually go ass to mouth? is that allowed under these exceptional circumstances?

7: ???????

8: Fuck, came too early down me own leg, don't think she noticed though, I'll try the tongue again..

9: Shit shit, its not working...Wack taxi me over some Kamagra mate please please, oh fuck pretty please.......

10: Feel dirty just found out she's a croat..... :o

 

To be honest I would probably just get her a bottle of wine, get her laughing, let her blow me, moisten her up, then fuck her brains out.

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You sound like you have been thoroughly let down in your sex life football mam :o

 

ofc I have, I'm wackys play toy.

 

 

You wouldn't be sitting on a message board if you were my play toy. And if you were you'd be typing with your face as it would be pushed into the keyboard with your arse up in the air for accessibility purposes.

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You sound like you have been thoroughly let down in your sex life football mam :o

 

ofc I have, I'm wackys play toy.

 

 

You wouldn't be sitting on a message board if you were my play toy. And if you were you'd be typing with your face as it would be pushed into the keyboard with your arse up in the air for accessibility purposes.

 

 

yeah, but you're the one who said your missus was staying in tonight so I have no chance do I?

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Confusion too? Hmmm.. well maybe you're in need of a private nurse?

 

DATING%20SIDE%20Naughty%20nurse.jpg

 

I don't do Wednesdays man!

 

:o

 

Okay, okay. I'll iron the uniform after I've fed the bairn.... *sigh*

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Confusion too? Hmmm.. well maybe you're in need of a private nurse?

 

DATING%20SIDE%20Naughty%20nurse.jpg

 

I don't do Wednesdays man!

 

:o

 

Okay, okay. I'll iron the uniform after I've fed the bairn.... *sigh*

would your "mammy" boobs fit into that now though :o

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Confusion too? Hmmm.. well maybe you're in need of a private nurse?

 

DATING%20SIDE%20Naughty%20nurse.jpg

 

I don't do Wednesdays man!

 

:o

 

Okay, okay. I'll iron the uniform after I've fed the bairn.... *sigh*

would your "mammy" boobs fit into that now though :o

 

They didn't fit before man! :o

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Confusion too? Hmmm.. well maybe you're in need of a private nurse?

 

DATING%20SIDE%20Naughty%20nurse.jpg

 

I don't do Wednesdays man!

 

:o

 

Okay, okay. I'll iron the uniform after I've fed the bairn.... *sigh*

would your "mammy" boobs fit into that now though :o

 

They didn't fit before man! :o

 

:o

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