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ok lets talk facts then. list the trophies you have won? and TRY to compare that to spurs....you cant in any way shape or form. just like we cant compete with the like of UTD and pool who are bigger clubs admittedly

 

Domestically?

 

We've won 2 more league titles than you, you've won 2 more FA Cups than us.

 

In europe you've won 3 times to our 1.

 

Massive difference, eh? :D

 

Had we won on Sunday, we'd never have heard from you...

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I've just had a banana, an apple and a glass of water for my lunch.

 

Are you on a diet?

 

My body is a temple.

Shame it's a ruin :razz:

 

:D

 

A national treasure, regardless. English Heritage:D

 

And why is that dudum-ctcheeee smiley called a 'rimshot'. Sounds positively disgusting.

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ok lets talk facts then. list the trophies you have won? and TRY to compare that to spurs....you cant in any way shape or form. just like we cant compete with the like of UTD and pool who are bigger clubs admittedly

 

Domestically?

 

We've won 2 more league titles than you, you've won 2 more FA Cups than us.

 

In europe you've won 3 times to our 1.

 

Massive difference, eh? :D

 

Had we won on Sunday, we'd never have heard from you...

 

I have to pick you up on a few things Craig. Most of Newcastles honours you are referring to are pre war.

 

Now catagorising what is known as "the modern game" is a tough thing to do, however I am not sure that a couple of fellas playing in the hob nail boots they wore down the pits and kicking a pigs bladder round the pitch counts.

 

I also notice you are conveniently forgetting to even count league cups.

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Does amuse me when people start to stipulate what does and doesnt count when trying to make stats stack more in their favour "Err, no you cant count that Trophy as the game was played on a Tuesday" :D

 

I'll say again, neither team have much to shout about.

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He's not even good enough to get me biting!

 

He must be bad :D

Nor me, and normally I'm like a starved version of Jaws.

 

You say that, but the real question is whether you shop at Iceland in the hope of seeing Kerry Katona there ??

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ok lets talk facts then. list the trophies you have won? and TRY to compare that to spurs....you cant in any way shape or form. just like we cant compete with the like of UTD and pool who are bigger clubs admittedly

 

Domestically?

 

We've won 2 more league titles than you, you've won 2 more FA Cups than us.

 

In europe you've won 3 times to our 1.

 

Massive difference, eh? :razz:

 

Had we won on Sunday, we'd never have heard from you...

 

I have to pick you up on a few things Craig. Most of Newcastles honours you are referring to are pre war.

Now catagorising what is known as "the modern game" is a tough thing to do, however I am not sure that a couple of fellas playing in the hob nail boots they wore down the pits and kicking a pigs bladder round the pitch counts.

 

I also notice you are conveniently forgetting to even count league cups.

 

:D

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can we get back to attendances please lads?

 

 

tsk.

 

Better still, the percentages of capacity based on actual attendances. Only after the war, of course.

 

Blah de blah de blah. I'm off for another glass of water and then I'm going to clean the turnstile, oops, I mean the front door. All this football chat!!!

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Good old Roflham Lolspurs.

 

Always there to remind that things could always be worse, when your own team is a pile of festering dogt*rd.

 

Could that have more of a hollow ring?

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