catmag 336 Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 They've probably been posted before but they're worth another look - some funny footy chants... (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc ************************************** "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia. *************************************** Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" *************************************** (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" *************************************** To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" **************************************** West Brom sang: the premier league is upside down the premier league is upside down we'r up the top chelsea bottom the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later champions...............champions.............champions *************************************** He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. ************************************** A song about Tim Howard's Tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! *************************************** In reference to Jamie Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad *************************************** Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland *************************************** Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! *************************************** Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad **************************************** Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. ***************************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 i like the van perise one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 How quick must you have to say the third line of the Cygan one to make it work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 ##fucking class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Latest Man U chant (to the tune of "drink, drink, where ever you may be"); Park, Park, where ever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, But it could be worse, You could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caz 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Still love that Hasselbaink one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Latest Man U chant (to the tune of "drink, drink, where ever you may be"); Park, Park, where ever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, But it could be worse, You could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house! 51070[/snapback] That song was oringinally a hymn you sang in your schooldays in the choir so it worries me you don't remember it's title. "And yay, God said drink, drink, wherever you may be." At the Reading Ipswich match: "SAME OLD FORSTER, ALWAYS OFFSIDE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menace13 0 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 The Hasselbaink and Park one are class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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