Gemmill 2,825 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 The child that nearly put Jimmy Savile off them for life. Link to post Share on other sites
Christmas Tree 153 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Go on then, I'll take the bait. Please tell us in hilariously mispelled English about your strange encounter as a callow ginge. a ufo hovered, SILENTLY, above a group of us in the park and shone a light upon us. Must have been about 100 ft above us. We froze for a second then ran. Now whether we actually froze with fear or whether the tractor beam made time stand still while they probed us, I have no idea. Actually could be why I have a bad memory. Maybe most of my thoughts are sucked straight to another galaxy. Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,625 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Go on then, I'll take the bait. Please tell us in hilariously mispelled English about your strange encounter as a callow ginge. "Sure you can laugh, but I bumped into a strange bean from another planet. He had white hair and a mask on with gold chains hanging off his tracksuit. Said he was Jimmy Savile and he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded while Wham's 'Wake me up before you go go' was playing from his car radio in the background. Great days back then and nobody wanted for anything thanks to the new prime minister, Maggie Thatcher." /CT Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,625 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 a ufo hovered, SILENTLY, above a group of us in the park and shone a light upon us. Must have been about 100 ft above us. We froze for a second then ran. Now whether we actually froze with fear or whether the tractor beam made time stand still while they probed us, I have no idea. Actually could be why I have a bad memory. Maybe most of my thoughts are sucked straight to another galaxy. Fucking hell! can read you like a book! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
strawb 840 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 a ufo hovered, SILENTLY, above a group of us in the park and shone a light upon us. Must have been about 100 ft above us. We froze for a second then ran. Now whether we actually froze with fear or whether the tractor beam made time stand still while they probed us, I have no idea. Actually could be why I have a bad memory. Maybe most of my thoughts are sucked straight to another galaxy. Where did you grow up? Link to post Share on other sites
Christmas Tree 153 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 East Boldon. (Granted not the UFO capital of the world, but hey ho). Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,625 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Where did you grow up?Area 32" Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,179 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Area 32" Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,179 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 We froze for a second then ran. Now whether we actually froze with fear or whether the tractor beam made time stand still while they probed us, I have no idea. I'm surprised they needed as long as a second. Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,392 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 I'm surprised they needed as long as a second.Gunt obstructions, innit. Link to post Share on other sites
Tooj 16 Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 Area 32" Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Face 27 Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just finished Master of None. Really liked the Woody Allen stylings (and lots of other movie references especially the Kurosawa style cuts to a drum beat). Gets a bit preachy with it's message comedy and doesn't live up to the standards of Louie, but it's the sort of thing Louie would be if CK was making it when he was 20 years younger. Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,392 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just watched Bryan Cranston as LBJ in All The Way on sky Atlantic. Fuck me he's a good actor. Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 The fact that he could go from this to Walter White. Both equally brilliant in their own way. His Spanish isn't bad either. Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Mr Robot is brilliant btw, after a slow start to season 2. For anyone who isn't CT. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 (edited) Why is that UFOs travel across galaxies and always end up in places like East fucking Boldon? apologies to Bill Hicks, RIP Edited September 16, 2016 by Dr Gloom Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 332 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 The fact that he could go from this to Walter White. Both equally brilliant in their own way. His Spanish isn't bad either. i love Malcolm in the middle Link to post Share on other sites
Christmas Tree 153 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Why is that UFOs travel across galaxies and always end up in places like East fucking Boldon? apologies to Bill Hicks, RIP Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,625 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just watched Bryan Cranston as LBJ in All The Way on sky Atlantic. Fuck me he's a good actor. My Dad recommended that to me a few weeks ago, as it happens. Not sure if I fancied it? Link to post Share on other sites
Christmas Tree 153 Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just started watching Breaking Bad again. (Daughter no 2 had only ever watched one episode so it was my mission to convert her). I have a shit memory anyway but there's so much detail I'd forgotten already. Loving it again. There was an awkward silence as Walt got his 50th birthday tug off the Mrs as she was simultaneously using eBay on the laptop. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,068 Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 looking forward to this http://tvweb.com/westworld-tv-series-featurette-preview-hbo/ used to love the movie Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 looking forward to this http://tvweb.com/westworld-tv-series-featurette-preview-hbo/ used to love the movie Gonna be pukka. Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 13 Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 My Dad recommended that to me a few weeks ago, as it happens. Not sure if I fancied it? that is an outstanding show and an equally great performance, highly recommended. Link to post Share on other sites
Holden McGroin 19 Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just started Archer. My type of humour but they are all pretty similar so 2/3 max per day will do. Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 332 Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just started Archer. My type of humour but they are all pretty similar so 2/3 max per day will do. i love it Link to post Share on other sites
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