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I hate when your phone breaks, and they insist you have to send it away to get repaired, but low and behold there is no replacement phone for you to use. the breakage is not your fault, and you still have to pay for the bills while you have no phone to use, even though it is not your fault. wankers!

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I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies.

 

Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? :lol:

 

 

someone should take the belly bra to dragons den, what an invention that would be :icon_lol:

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I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies.

 

Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? :icon_lol:

 

 

someone should take the belly bra to dragons den, what an invention that would be :razz:

 

Takes years to master. :lol:B)

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Women who paint themselves in fake tan and walk around like a bunch of slutty oranges.

 

Fans of the 'big clubs' who spend all their time sending in texts/letters to anyone who'll listen slagging off other teams. All the 'my dad can batter your dad' act is annoying.

 

Professional cockneys/scousers/northerners etc. who bang on about where they are from, how outsiders are wankers and how their hometown is somehow superior to the rest of the country. Especially if they don't live in that area (e.g. Jimmy Tarbuck, Anne Robinson and Sean Connery).

 

Fat middle aged women who dress like they're 20 year old supermodel.

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I just realised tonight I hate women who have smaller tits than bellies.

 

Whack a bra round the belly and keep yer eyes shut isn't it? :)

 

 

someone should take the belly bra to dragons den, what an invention that would be <_<

 

Get that trout faced woman to try it on. Fucking hell, that would be well worth their opulent wrath.

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I hate it when people at work either:

 

A>Get a tab break before everyone else has had their normal lunch break, or

B>Keeps crying for ages and ages that they are in desperate need for a tab even if they have just started work, just had their lunch break, or are about to finish work. The fuckers should be made to wait.

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Those toilet attendants that look offended when you don't put money in their plate. Fuck you sir, I'm not the one being paid to offer soap and towels to blokes in a fucking toilet.

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Those toilet attendants that look offended when you don't put money in their plate. Fuck you sir, I'm not the one being paid to offer soap and towels to blokes in a fucking toilet.

 

I always used to think they were listening when I was doing a line. :lol: Consequently they got a paranoia tip.

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They're fuckers like.

 

Although there was a guy in BZR in Nottingham who used to sing 'freshen up for dee punani' when you were taking a piss who was alright.

He now works at the blue bell inn.

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I don't want to sound racist but...why are they always black?

 

Do these guys even work for the clubs or do they just rock up with a tonne of cologne and chupa chups?

Same reason most cleaners and take-away workers are of an ethnic minority. They'll work a demeaning job, for fuck all while your average white Brit would rather sit on the benefits.

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Getting off planes. Why do people take so long to pick up a bag from the overhead? Always some idiot blocking the aisle while they rearrange the contents of a bag

 

A German tried to steal my coat from the overhead bit once when I landed in New York. Had to chase him down the plane, Air Force One style, to get it back. Think yourself lucky, I say.

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Getting off planes. Why do people take so long to pick up a bag from the overhead? Always some idiot blocking the aisle while they rearrange the contents of a bag

 

I don't understand the daft fuckers that insist on jumping out of their seat as soon as the seatbelt light goes on...or sooner. Surely they know they'll be stood for 20 minutes in the aisle and then another 20 minutes at baggage.

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