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At least you didn't spend most of the day labelling 5,000 envelopes...! ;)

 

 

resulting in me having to deal with the Walker posse over the phone as we now assess that area of Newcastle :lol:

Edited by Geordie Boyo

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Your typical numpty phoning in.

 

ME: Good morning Newcastle Warm Zone, Boyo speaking how can I help?

 

Numpt:......err......I err, cavity wall? ...errr...the errr

 

ME: Insulation?

 

Numpt: AYE!...errr...can I.........errr....

 

ME: Would you like to make an appointment for an assessment?

 

Numpt: AYE! warraboot next Tuesday?

 

ME: Certainly yeah. What convenient time would be best for yourself?

 

Numpt: I divven knar, warrever time yer like...!

 

ME:......Would you like morning or afternoon?

 

Numpt: AYE!............

 

ME:.......The afternoon?

 

Numpt: AYE! WIE AYE!..What time like?

 

ME: Would you like 2:00pm?

 

Numpt: AYE! Cushty mate. So, what happens like?

 

ME: I'll have an assessor & surveyor call around to take a few details regarding your circumstances......

 

Numpt cuts in: I'm not paying out like!

 

ME: depending on your circumstances you might not have to.

 

Numpt: Well, me neighbour down the street got hers done for free so I'm not paying!

 

ME: Your neighbour would have qualified through our criteria as might you do.

 

Numpt: Well I'm not paying out like!

 

 

…..Honestly, where do these people come from…!

;)

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sometimes I hate my job,

 

7.30 start through til 9pm....

 

wooooo how lucky am I?  :lol:

51884[/snapback]

 

Lightweight tbh

 

Yesterday I did 07:30 - 21:50

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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sometimes I hate my job,

 

7.30 start through til 9pm....

 

wooooo how lucky am I?  :tumbleweed:

51884[/snapback]

 

Lightweight tbh

 

Yesterday I did 07:30 - 21:50

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rimshot:

52169[/snapback]

 

 

beaten today though,

 

up at 6, in work for 7......

 

on train to Glasgow at 9.30

 

Meeting in Glasgow till 5pm

 

Train to Edinbugh Waverley station 5.30, arrives Waverley 6.20, pint....

 

6.50 board train home,

 

6.55 leave train at Edinburgh Haymarket (wrong bastid train was heading for Birmingham via Dunblane, Lockerbie n Carlise! and not Alnmouth n Newcastle!)

 

7.30 arrive back at Edinburgh Waverley, 7.32 realise no trains til 9pm

 

pint......pint......pint.......

 

8.55 get on train,

 

8.56 check train again,

 

8.59 check one last time

 

9pm leave Edinburgh

 

10.45 arrive Newcastle

 

11.00pm arrive home.

 

:angry::angry::angry:

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Did Emre have your tea ready for you when you got in?

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nah!

 

twat!

 

and he drove straight past me this morning without even a cheery hello, jeeeez its as if I dont exist. :rimshot:

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Did Emre have your tea ready for you when you got in?

52185[/snapback]

 

 

nah!

 

twat!

 

and he drove straight past me this morning without even a cheery hello, jeeeez its as if I dont exist. :tumbleweed:

52187[/snapback]

but you don't we're a part of Lou's warped fantasy she created to convince herself she has friends in this reality.... :rimshot:

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Worst shift I've ever done was 7 in the morning until 10.30 at night...cooking all day. I was only meant to be in 7 until 3, but the chef who was due in to do the 3 til 10 shift phoned in sick, so I had to cover his shift. Literally spent the whole 15+ hours cooking breakfasts, pizzas, burgers, pastas, salads, etc.

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Worst shift I've ever done was 7 in the morning until 10.30 at night...cooking all day. I was only meant to be in 7 until 3, but the chef who was due in to do the 3 til 10 shift phoned in sick, so I had to cover his shift. Literally spent the whole 15+ hours cooking breakfasts, pizzas, burgers, pastas, salads, etc.

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You cooked a salad? :rimshot:

 

:tumbleweed:

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Worst shift I've ever done was 7 in the morning until 10.30 at night...cooking all day. I was only meant to be in 7 until 3, but the chef who was due in to do the 3 til 10 shift phoned in sick, so I had to cover his shift. Literally spent the whole 15+ hours cooking breakfasts, pizzas, burgers, pastas, salads, etc.

52196[/snapback]

You cooked a salad? :rimshot:

 

:tumbleweed:

52216[/snapback]

 

Isn't a Glasgow salad chips?

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My shift at work on Tuesday involved a 12-hour shift, an unfortunate stab victim and a 60-pint blood transfusion. We then got a bloke who had accidentally slit his wrist through his artery whilst clearing up some rubbish in his garden - needing another 8 pints.

 

If anyone feels like going to give blood anytime soon, it would be appreciated as there's a bit of a shortfall in the Gateshead area at the moment :rimshot:

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My shift at work on Tuesday involved a 12-hour shift, an unfortunate stab victim and a 60-pint blood transfusion.  We then got a bloke who had accidentally slit his wrist through his artery whilst clearing up some rubbish in his garden - needing another 8 pints.

 

If anyone feels like going to give blood anytime soon, it would be appreciated as there's a bit of a shortfall in the Gateshead area at the moment  :tumbleweed:

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Im sure if you go down the High Street at 11pm on Friday with a bucket you should be able to collect quite a bit. :rimshot:

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sometimes I hate my job,

 

7.30 start through til 9pm....

 

wooooo how lucky am I?  :tumbleweed:

51884[/snapback]

 

Lightweight tbh

 

Yesterday I did 07:30 - 21:50

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rimshot:

52169[/snapback]

 

 

beaten today though,

 

up at 6, in work for 7......

 

on train to Glasgow at 9.30

 

Meeting in Glasgow till 5pm

 

Train to Edinbugh Waverley station 5.30, arrives Waverley 6.20, pint....

 

6.50 board train home,

 

6.55 leave train at Edinburgh Haymarket (wrong bastid train was heading for Birmingham via Dunblane, Lockerbie n Carlise! and not Alnmouth n Newcastle!)

 

7.30 arrive back at Edinburgh Waverley, 7.32 realise no trains til 9pm

 

pint......pint......pint.......

 

8.55 get on train,

 

8.56 check train again,

 

8.59 check one last time

 

9pm leave Edinburgh

 

10.45 arrive Newcastle

 

11.00pm arrive home.

 

:angry::angry::angry:

52177[/snapback]

 

Aye, the long days are a bitch like, especially when there is travelling long distances involved. Hope the meeting was worth it, there's nothing like adding insult to injury like a long distance meeting that proves to be a waste of time

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