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Is this a fight club type thing? How many fucked up people are there here?  :rimshot:

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Yep, you are Asprilla''s Foreskin, bez, Alex, Blaydon...

 

I'm the only sane one.

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FYI.....I have no idea about bez, or not_a_racist.

 

 

Anyway....TWATS....here are some:

 

 

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Good thread...I'll give it some thought  :rimshot:

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I actually quite like Ramsay, or used to, but he was shit on the F word last night. He hardly swore once, and was like a sycophantic lap dog towards Joan Collins. So yes, that makes him a twat in my book - happily prepared to bully your average Joe but shitting himself when he's with another celebrity.

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Although he does get a few marks for having a pop at Edwina Currie.

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Aye, forgot about that series, but that was more of a panto tbh. In all seriousness though, I reckon he does have some inspirational qualities and is a bloody good cook.

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Although he does get a few marks for having a pop at Edwina Currie.

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Aye, forgot about that series, but that was more of a panto tbh. In all seriousness though, I reckon he does have some inspirational qualities and is a bloody good cook.

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You don't get three Michelin Stars for nowt. As he's fond of pointing out to Anthony Worell-Thompson :rimshot:

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Although he does get a few marks for having a pop at Edwina Currie.

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Aye, forgot about that series, but that was more of a panto tbh. In all seriousness though, I reckon he does have some inspirational qualities and is a bloody good cook.

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You don't get three Michelin Stars for nowt. As he's fond of pointing out to Anthony Worell-Thompson :rimshot:

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Now there's a twat!

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Oh yeh, I've got one.

 

I don't think he's a twat, but you guys do.

 

Robbie Williams :tumbleweed:

 

(Leave him 'lone.  He's a nice boy.)

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He's a nice boy alright.

 

:rimshot:

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Oh yeh, I've got one.

 

I don't think he's a twat, but you guys do.

 

Robbie Williams :angry:

 

(Leave him 'lone.  He's a nice boy.)

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He's a nice boy alright.

 

:rimshot:

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He's a proper tool. :tumbleweed:

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Oh yeh, I've got one.

 

I don't think he's a twat, but you guys do.

 

Robbie Williams :angry:

 

(Leave him 'lone.  He's a nice boy.)

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He's a nice boy alright.

 

:rimshot:

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He's a proper tool. :tumbleweed:

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Oh yeh, I've got one.

 

I don't think he's a twat, but you guys do.

 

Robbie Williams :angry:

 

(Leave him 'lone.  He's a nice boy.)

52725[/snapback]

He's a nice boy alright.

 

:tumbleweed:

52726[/snapback]

 

He's a proper tool. :angry:

52733[/snapback]

Lavender Black and Decker workmate

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What...you mean.....NO! :rimshot:

 

 

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The cunts corner entry for Robbie Williams has to be one of the best I've seen on there for the level of pure hatred aimed at the man. I really hate him, but I've got nothing on this guy:

 

(Not for the faint of heart. Or Robbie fans)

 

I declare this man's appearance, attitudes and personality are quite the most cuntish in all the world, and consequently I feel the most overriding need every time I see the gurning simpleton to stave his face in with a spade, battering away repeatedly in an orgy of violence, until not even the macabre rictus grin of his malformed skull is distinguishable from the bloodied, broken mass of what was once his chubby, smug, vile face. The epitome of cuntdom. Die.
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The cunts corner entry for Robbie Williams has to be one of the best I've seen on there for the level of pure hatred aimed at the man. I really hate him, but I've got nothing on this guy:

 

(Not for the faint of heart. Or Robbie fans)

 

I declare this man's appearance, attitudes and personality are quite the most cuntish in all the world, and consequently I feel the most overriding need every time I see the gurning simpleton to stave his face in with a spade, battering away repeatedly in an orgy of violence, until not even the macabre rictus grin of his malformed skull is distinguishable from the bloodied, broken mass of what was once his chubby, smug, vile face. The epitome of cuntdom. Die.

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It's not as good as the one that ends by calling him a "fucksponge".

 

It's all going so well, and being so eloquent, and then he rams it home with the fuckspongery. :rimshot:

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