Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Michael Owen went into a nightclub, straight up to a woman and started feeling her tits. "Get your coat you're coming with me" he says To which she replies: "Aren't you a little forward?" eyethangyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Oh dear. I laughed. Not just smiled. Laughed. Not raucously, it must be said. But still. I think it's bed time for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ive had a few glasses of wine so that may explain why I laughed out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 little tommy gets asked by his teacher "Have you got a fairy God Mother?" "No" says Tommy "But we've got an uncle John we keep a close eye on" God bless old Blue Eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 (edited) That's the best joke I've heard in the last five minutes. Woo! Edited March 1, 2009 by Walliver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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