The Fish 8989 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Spam's made out of pig. That's a calf-arsed attempt if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 You've got me strung up by the trotters there, snout's the beef though, I'll hash something corny up instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm just hoping the farmer will see the Silverside of this cloud, but I hope someone braised the issue with regards to proving better protection for cattle in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why hasn't Meenzer joined in? You know it's Freemartin? (...he is called Martin isn't he?) I contemplated it but decided I didn't want to brisket. Cattle got your tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm just hoping the farmer will see the Silverside of this cloud, but I hope someone braised the issue with regards to proving better protection for cattle in the future. No doubt there's a form for this and he can fillet in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm just hoping the farmer will see the Silverside of this cloud, but I hope someone braised the issue with regards to proving better protection for cattle in the future. No doubt there's a form for this and he can fillet in. There is, if he goes to the Post office, it's on the Topside of the stack beside the Passport(erhouse steak) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm just hoping the farmer will see the Silverside of this cloud, but I hope someone braised the issue with regards to proving better protection for cattle in the future. No doubt there's a form for this and he can fillet in. There is, if he goes to the Post office, it's on the Topside of the stack beside the Passport(erhouse steak) Good God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Woah woah, calm down. What's with all the beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 That's already been done. You've truly Burgered the thread up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Well done you. Give yourself a pat on the back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I did say thanks earlier, but I said it a little quick... it was probably pasteurized before you saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Jesus Christ Fish, do some work man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 check the signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Firefighters free upside-down cow A cow was freed by firefighters after it became trapped upside-down between two walls. The animal had jumped over a fence and became stuck between a garage and outer wall in Hollygate Road, Dalton-in-Furness, on Monday afternoon. Firefighters attached rescue harnesses and dislodged the animal by using a mobile digger as a small crane. It is believed the cow had been unsettled by a vehicle being used in the farmer's field. Barrow station manager Roger Exley, of Cumbria Fire and Rescue Service, said: "The cow had become quite anxious and decided to take after the farmer's vehicle. "It approached quite a high-sided wall and fence, managed somehow to straddle that fence and ended up in a two-foot wide ditch - basically trapping itself upside down between two walls." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12762 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Please say there is pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Milkshake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted August 10, 2009 Author Share Posted August 10, 2009 Not a cow but stil... THIS baby elephant suffered a trunkful of trouble when it fell through the manhole of a drainage ditch. The beast kicked up a right stink after it slipped through the narrow opening in eastern Thailand. The accident happened as the elephant's owner took it out on the street to work. A team of rescuers took THREE HOURS to release the animal which escaped from the ordeal unharmed. Bulldozers were used to widen the drain's hole, before the baby jumbo was lifted out. Luckily the rescuers were up to the draining tusk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Poor thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 A COW had to be shot dead yesterday after going on the rampage in a school - as a farmer became the fourth person trampled to death this summer. The beast charged a cop and a woman with a baby after fleeing an abattoir-bound trailer. Kids looked on in horror as armed officers fired 12 shots at the animal - before slitting its throat. The cow had run through streets and a playing field in Stockton-on-Tees. Chief Insp Ted Allen gave orders to shoot. He said: "Our top concern was public safety. It took longer to kill than expected due to wind speed and gun type. Several head shots had no impact so we had to finish it off." Witness Starr Wilson, 14, said: "There was blood all over the walls of the school. I was quite shaken up." The shocking incident came as farmer Harold Lee, 75, died of head and chest injuries in a Bristol hospital yesterday a week after being trampled by his own herd. He was trying to calm them after they were startled by a fire engine's siren in Burtle, Somerset. "Devastated" son Richard, 45, blamed the fire crew. Police are investigating. Farmers warned people to take extra care after three dog walkers were killed by cows in a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Bawan is more frightened of them, than they are of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 They're getting their own back Walkers warned over cow dangers Farmer Ed Rees, of NFU Cymru, gives advice on how to avoid cows stampeding. Farming unions have warned walkers, especially those with dogs, to be aware of the dangers posed by cows with calves. Three people have died in as many months and others have been injured. They include the former Home Secretary David Blunkett who was trampled while walking with his guide dog. Farmers are becoming increasingly worried and say walkers should be aware that cattle are naturally protective towards calves and can attack dogs. Three walkers have died in the past three months alone. The former Home Secretary David Blunkett was trampled earlier this year as he was out walking with his guide dog Sadie in the Peak District. David Blunkett: 'The next thing I knew the cow had hit me.' The Sheffield MP let Sadie go and she ran to safety. He suffered three broken ribs and bruising. "It made me realise how serious this can be and I've had literally scores of letters from people injured or relatives of people who have been injured or even killed," said Mr Blunkett. The farming unions say walkers who feel threatened by cattle should always let their dog off the lead. They say they want people to enjoy the countryside but be aware of the dangers. Ed Rees, chairman of the livestock board at the National Farmers' Union Cymru (NFU), said it was natural that cows would protect their calves. "Initially when you're walking with a dog, keep it on a lead in case you encounter sheep. HOW TO AVOID CATTLE DANGERS Don't be afraid of them but be mindful they are protective of their young If you feel threatened let your dog off the lead Take a walking stick with you Be bold and walk straight through them Source: NFU Cymru Why do cows attack? Have your say: Have you ever been attacked by a cow? "But if it's cattle, and if they come towards you, let the dog go as they'll see the dog as the enemy and if you're seen as trying to protect your dog, you may be in trouble. "Just take a walking stick with you - be bold and walk straight through them. These animals are just protecting themselves and they see the dog as a threat to themselves and their calves." Mr Rees said it was tragic when the trampling incidents occurred but they were still very rare. Farmer Harold Lee, 75, from Somerset died in hospital earlier this month after being trampled after his herd were apparently startled by a fire engine siren. A walker, Anita Hinchey, 63, was trampled to death in July by cows when she tried to rescue her dog which ran into the herd near Cardiff. In June, 49-year-old vet Liz Crowsley was trampled to death by a herd of cattle while walking the Pennine Way with her two dogs. Before the latest incidents, Health and Safety Executive figures showed that 18 people had been killed and 481 injured by cows in the previous eight years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I bet Blunkett didn't see that coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I bet Blunkett didn't see that coming. Actually made me say "Wahey" outloud you fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I bet Blunkett didn't see that coming. That's not what I've herd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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