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his heart can't, his heart can't, his heart control it's beat

 

 

 

(Matt's not mine)

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May I be the first to post an ode in his honour

 

So farewell then Michael, it's come to a stop

For the boy who wanted to never grow up

You sang and you danced and sold records to millions

And who can forget what you did to for the children

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Not been well for a while, saw a picture of him last week looked pale as fuck:0))

 

will he be buried? Of melted down? Or even recycled

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LA Times just changed their opinion. Said he was in a coma before, now reporting that he has died.

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bloke on sky news saying "there is only one michael jackson"

 

there isnt actually one michael jackson anymore

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bloke on sky news saying "there is only one michael jackson"

 

there isnt actually one michael jackson anymore

 

to be fair there was probably only about 60% of the original Michael Jackson left anyway

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Hospital spokesman has just released a statement,

" He's bad"

 

Deed or not? Where's the reportage, people?

you never know with jacko, black or white? peado or none peado? dead or alive?

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If he has died, are we now about to see outpourings of tributes from the worlds media and slebs, who previously wouldn't touch the fecker with a shitty stick?

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Had had a cardiac arrest before the paramedics got there, wasn't breathing on arrival apparently. I don't you think you need me to tell you that the prognosis for out of hospital, unwitnessed cardiac arrest isn't particularly marvelous. i.e. even if they did resusitate him chances are he'll have been down too long for his organs to survive.

 

That's assuming what I heard on five live was correct, although their source is apprently the LA fire department.

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Shamone RIP.

* Fingers crotch and twirls on the spot *

normal night for jimbo then!!

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