Meenzer 14040 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Nowt wrong with that tbh. "I didn't care for his music" is one of the most reasonable bits of stick that'll come his way over the next few days I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13840 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Did we do a celebrity death sweepstake 09 or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 Did we do a celebrity death sweepstake 09 or not? doubt anyone would have stuck owt on him popping it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13840 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Apparently Uri Gellar has just been seen down the bookies with a wheel barrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Aye, true, I've taken the piss but tbh I'm feeling a bit shit about it now,I lost a brother recently and should really know better. Wasn't arsed one way or the other about him musically, but his family will be hurting right now. " Guilt presses heavily on Mr. Fist"- another glass of wine is poured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Wikipedia user changes "Michael Jackson rapes kids" to "raped kids" in honor of fallen pop star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 Aye, true, I've taken the piss but tbh I'm feeling a bit shit about it now,I lost a brother recently and should really know better.Wasn't arsed one way or the other about him musically, but his family will be hurting right now. " Guilt presses heavily on Mr. Fist"- another glass of wine is poured. it's only human to joke about death, because in the end, death will always have the last laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I wonder why he's dies so young. Congenital heart defect or drug abuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I wonder why he's dies so young. Congenital heart defect or drug abuse? Fuckloads of plastic surgery? I don't know a thing about the art, but I can't imagine it's good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelus71 4 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 I wonder why he's dies so young. Congenital heart defect or drug abuse? his immune system was crap, probably had something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 They say that the medicine he took for his skin is what killed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Unlucky for the poor fuckers who paid hundreds for his O2 tickets. Mate of mine sold his via an auction site. Wonder what the legal situation is there regarding refunds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 The Jeff Goldblum rumour is shite btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Who is starting these rumours? One going around that Uwe Boll has died now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Who is starting these rumours? One going around that Uwe Boll has died now We can but hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17756 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm not happy he's dead but I hated his music tbh. Growing up I couldn't escape Thriller, it was bloody everywhere being played to death, like Bat Out of Hell. With the exception of Living Off the Wall and the Jackson 5, I thought his stuff was gash. Then there was the stuff with the kids, his ridiculous plastic surgery and the platitudes about 'the man in the mirror' and saving the planet etc. I realise I'm out of step here with most of the population and will be panned for bad mouthing the dead. He was undoubtedly a pivotal figure in pop culture in over three decades, a massive influence and a great talent. But I didn't like him at all, and wouldn't have minded if he hadn't recorded a single note after about 1975. Nowt wrong with that at all and I agree with it entirely. The Jackson 5 had something about them but for me the rest of his stuff is near unlistenable. Jackson fans (I mean the hardcore ones) have always struck me as being very strange. I would predict a few mental health issues and a blip in the suicide rate after this. Btw, some class jokes in this thread, ironically one of the funniest threads in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm not happy he's dead but I hated his music tbh. Growing up I couldn't escape Thriller, it was bloody everywhere being played to death, like Bat Out of Hell. With the exception of Living Off the Wall and the Jackson 5, I thought his stuff was gash. Then there was the stuff with the kids, his ridiculous plastic surgery and the platitudes about 'the man in the mirror' and saving the planet etc. I realise I'm out of step here with most of the population and will be panned for bad mouthing the dead. He was undoubtedly a pivotal figure in pop culture in over three decades, a massive influence and a great talent. But I didn't like him at all, and wouldn't have minded if he hadn't recorded a single note after about 1975. Nowt wrong with that at all and I agree with it entirely. The Jackson 5 had something about them but for me the rest of his stuff is near unlistenable. Jackson fans (I mean the hardcore ones) have always struck me as being very strange. I would predict a few mental health issues and a blip in the suicide rate after this. Btw, some class jokes in this thread, ironically one of the funniest threads in a while. One of the most interesting threads generally for a good while. Guess who/what's missing and who/what will come along to ruin it in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13840 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Even though he's 35 it's time for Micheal Jackson to step up to the plate. There's nothing stopping him now. Shamone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm not happy he's dead but I hated his music tbh. Growing up I couldn't escape Thriller, it was bloody everywhere being played to death, like Bat Out of Hell. With the exception of Living Off the Wall and the Jackson 5, I thought his stuff was gash. Then there was the stuff with the kids, his ridiculous plastic surgery and the platitudes about 'the man in the mirror' and saving the planet etc. I realise I'm out of step here with most of the population and will be panned for bad mouthing the dead. He was undoubtedly a pivotal figure in pop culture in over three decades, a massive influence and a great talent. But I didn't like him at all, and wouldn't have minded if he hadn't recorded a single note after about 1975. Nowt wrong with that at all and I agree with it entirely. The Jackson 5 had something about them but for me the rest of his stuff is near unlistenable. Jackson fans (I mean the hardcore ones) have always struck me as being very strange. I would predict a few mental health issues and a blip in the suicide rate after this. Btw, some class jokes in this thread, ironically one of the funniest threads in a while. One of the most interesting threads generally for a good while. Guess who/what's missing and who/what will come along to ruin it in the morning? Fop is MJ. RIP Fop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) I'm not happy he's dead but I hated his music tbh. Growing up I couldn't escape Thriller, it was bloody everywhere being played to death, like Bat Out of Hell. With the exception of Living Off the Wall and the Jackson 5, I thought his stuff was gash. Then there was the stuff with the kids, his ridiculous plastic surgery and the platitudes about 'the man in the mirror' and saving the planet etc. I realise I'm out of step here with most of the population and will be panned for bad mouthing the dead. He was undoubtedly a pivotal figure in pop culture in over three decades, a massive influence and a great talent. But I didn't like him at all, and wouldn't have minded if he hadn't recorded a single note after about 1975. Nowt wrong with that at all and I agree with it entirely. The Jackson 5 had something about them but for me the rest of his stuff is near unlistenable. Jackson fans (I mean the hardcore ones) have always struck me as being very strange. I would predict a few mental health issues and a blip in the suicide rate after this. Btw, some class jokes in this thread, ironically one of the funniest threads in a while. One of the most interesting threads generally for a good while. Guess who/what's missing and who/what will come along to ruin it in the morning? Anagram- OPF? Oops- beaten to it by Stiva. Edited June 25, 2009 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Aye, true, I've taken the piss but tbh I'm feeling a bit shit about it now,I lost a brother recently and should really know better.Wasn't arsed one way or the other about him musically, but his family will be hurting right now. " Guilt presses heavily on Mr. Fist"- another glass of wine is poured. it's only human to joke about death, because in the end, death will always have the last laugh. Black humour is a coping mechanism, particularly in this country. Nowt the matter with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 SKY have got professional charlatan, Uri Geller on eulogizing about him ffs. What a cock-nocker, he refused to answer a simple question about when he last spoke with him, but instantly volunteered to tell the interviewer that he'd hypnotised Jackson and asked him if he was a kiddy fiddler. Nutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 he'd hypnotised Jackson and asked him if he was a kiddy fiddler. To which Jackson replied "No Uri, I'm sure you're not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38746 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Aye, true, I've taken the piss but tbh I'm feeling a bit shit about it now,I lost a brother recently and should really know better.Wasn't arsed one way or the other about him musically, but his family will be hurting right now. " Guilt presses heavily on Mr. Fist"- another glass of wine is poured. it's only human to joke about death, because in the end, death will always have the last laugh. Black humour is a coping mechanism, particularly in this country. Nowt the matter with that. Aye true, the plastic faced monster has kept me from my porn long enough- nite all this one's for Farah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Aye, true, I've taken the piss but tbh I'm feeling a bit shit about it now,I lost a brother recently and should really know better.Wasn't arsed one way or the other about him musically, but his family will be hurting right now. " Guilt presses heavily on Mr. Fist"- another glass of wine is poured. it's only human to joke about death, because in the end, death will always have the last laugh. Black humour is a coping mechanism, particularly in this country. Nowt the matter with that. Aye true, the plastic faced monster has kept me from my porn long enough- nite all this one's for Farah! It's what she would have wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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