trophyshy 6432 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) Invite her round for drinks at your gaff with the missus there? Edited July 3, 2009 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Then get your missus to give her a jolly stern handshake to assert her dominance over her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 The 19 yr old called me again today. Hot as fuck and intelligent....I daren't meet her for a drink.  Thoughts. Just shag the 19 year old and if the lass finds out just remind her of that Nemanja Vidic cunt 6 month ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 When your wife leaves you and takes the kid with her don't come on here moaning about it. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 19? not worth it mate. women are like shoes, they're shiney when they're brand new, tight too... but after a while wearing 'em, you're far more comfortable with them and you can get away with pissing on them.  Hark at fucking Casanova here!  Parky - you really need to stop sniffing women's hair. And for the record, don't be bloody stupid, of course you shouldn't meet her. Wake up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Because she's an actual real woman - I would listen to Cath here parky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Because she's an actual real woman - I would listen to Cath here parky  I've got boobs and everything  And if Parky's Mrs found out she'd cut his cock off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13817 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Because she's an actual real woman - I would listen to Cath here parky  I've got boobs and everything  And if Parky's Mrs found out she'd cut his cock off you go girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 In reality you will probably find the thought of it and the temptation far more of a turn on than the actual act. Dont do it, it will end in tears and you'll look and feel a right prat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Â With a rusty spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 here'a thought...ask her what she uses to wash her hair and buy your Mrs some ??? worth a try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 in the words of the great Sir Michael Darrington "Smash her pastie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 POIDH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnacle Brian 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 This may be my favorite thread on the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 It's pointless offering you advice, your libido will pull the plug on your brain anyway and it's only your sense of decency which will hold you back. Â I fear with your neck and hair fetish, you're doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 In reality you will probably find the thought of it and the temptation far more of a turn on than the actual act. Dont do it, it will end in tears and you'll look and feel a right prat.  Women! not a clue      Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 In reality you will probably find the thought of it and the temptation far more of a turn on than the actual act. Dont do it, it will end in tears and you'll look and feel a right prat.  Women! not a clue      Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 It's pointless offering you advice, your libido will pull the plug on your brain anyway and it's only your sense of decency which will hold you back. I fear with your neck and hair fetish, you're doomed.   his only hope is that when he starts talking to her she'll realise she's hooked up with A Genius of the Modern Age - and she'll fall asleep before he finishes his first few thoughts............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 In reality you will probably find the thought of it and the temptation far more of a turn on than the actual act. Dont do it, it will end in tears and you'll look and feel a right prat.  Women! not a clue       Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 The 19 yr old called me again today. Hot as fuck and intelligent....I daren't meet her for a drink.  Thoughts. give me her number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastleunited&proud 0 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Bang her. Report back. Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Canny funny if it turned out she was Parky's illegitimate daughter or something along those lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Or if his lass sees this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Just get a pocket rocket for starters and then see how guilty you feel after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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