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Not while you're licking windows, obviously.

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And that's from an expert on the subject :tumbleweed:

 

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You can't lick your own elbows?

 

Mine of info me like.

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Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues?

 

I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. :rimshot:

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You can't lick your own elbows?

 

Mine of info me like.

52588[/snapback]

 

 

Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues?

 

I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. :rimshot:

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It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be?

 

:tumbleweed:

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It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be?

 

:rimshot:

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That's where we'll find the cure for cancer tbh.

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You can't lick your own elbows?

 

Mine of info me like.

52588[/snapback]

 

 

Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues?

 

I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. :rimshot:

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It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be?

 

:tumbleweed:

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We'd settle for 'sober before 9am' tbh.

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Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

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When did they figure that out and how large was the sample?

 

Was it a question on Family Fortunes?

 

If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part.

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Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

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When did they figure that out and how large was the sample?

 

Was it a question on Family Fortunes?

 

If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part.

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If you asked it in Byker, they'd think it was a souped-up motor. Probably a Lexus.

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Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

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When did they figure that out and how large was the sample?

 

Was it a question on Family Fortunes?

 

If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part.

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Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources.

 

Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work.

 

Edit: We could set up a poll on here, though I reckon we will need to power it with a sample size above 3000.

 

What does Jimbo think?

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Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

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Is it against the law like?

 

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Apparently one in 400 men can commit autofelatio. I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse though.

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Is it against the law like?

 

:rimshot:

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Probably. Or should be.

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Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources.

 

Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work.

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We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was...

 

I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one!

 

btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop?

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Everything I say is FACT, I don't have to cite my sources.

 

Anyway, it doesn't really fit into the format of Family fortunes, unless the question was something like "In our survey, what self defiling act did most men admit to being able to do". Doesn't really work.

52603[/snapback]

 

We asked 100 men what auto-felatio was...

 

I'd quite like to hear the answers to that one!

 

btw "self-defiling"? Are you a bishop?

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Not a bishop, but if sucking your own bishop's head isn't self defilement, I don't know what is! :rimshot:

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Did you know it takes on average four posts for a totally innocent thread on here to turn to smut?

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Did you know it takes on average four posts for a totally innocent thread on here to turn to smut?

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:rimshot::angry:

 

That much? Must do better.

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Apparently you have to be very small to be able to pull a Prince-like self satifying move off............i wonder who on this forum would be a prime candidate for this then......short-arse sexual deviant by the name of.......

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