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Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more.  :D

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Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh!

 

I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses.

 

Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch!

 

I quite liked that

 

 

:blush:

 

Still fuck her though if she asked nicely :D

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20 though....you're nearly twice her age.

 

Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. :puke:

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As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel"

:D

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How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? :P

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Sick bastard. :redcard:

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Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh

:puke:

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Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more.  :D

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Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh!

 

I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses.

 

Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch!

 

I quite liked that

 

 

:blush:

 

Still fuck her though if she asked nicely :D

53852[/snapback]

 

 

20 though....you're nearly twice her age.

 

Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. :P

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As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel"

:D

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How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? :blush:

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Sick bastard. :redcard:

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Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh

:puke:

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:puke:

 

I'm currently enjoying being 23 again actually. Only a 5 year regression for me but something still not quite right about it. Sure I'll soon get over it though. B);)

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Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more.  :D

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Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh!

 

I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses.

 

Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch!

 

I quite liked that

 

 

:blush:

 

Still fuck her though if she asked nicely :D

53852[/snapback]

 

 

20 though....you're nearly twice her age.

 

Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. :P

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As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel"

:D

53856[/snapback]

 

 

How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? :blush:

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Sick bastard. :redcard:

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Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh

:puke:

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:puke:

 

I'm currently enjoying being 23 again actually. Only a 5 year regression for me but something still not quite right about it. Sure I'll soon get over it though. :blush:;)

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Jammy bastard, have you topped her yet?

B)

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Whilst she'll have a good shout at getting a job at Northern Rock, four of my best mates work there and hate it with a passion. The pay is shite and two of them got promoted to management in the hope it would get better only to now hate their life even more.  :D

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Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh!

 

I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses.

 

Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch!

 

I quite liked that

 

 

:blush:

 

Still fuck her though if she asked nicely :D

53852[/snapback]

 

 

20 though....you're nearly twice her age.

 

Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. :blush:

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As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel"

:D

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How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? ;)

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Sick bastard. :redcard:

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Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh

:puke:

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:puke:

 

I'm currently enjoying being 23 again actually. Only a 5 year regression for me but something still not quite right about it. Sure I'll soon get over it though. B) B)

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Jammy bastard, have you topped her yet?

:blush:

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:P

 

Cheeky bastard! :blush:

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It is Northern Rock's policy to only employ stupid people. :yes

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You looking for a job like? I suspect you're overqualified. :naughty::lol:

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:huh: I would have to be highly desperate to even consider working there.

 

I've got an invite to the Northern Rock quiz on 29th November though.. and I pretty much have to go.. :P:D

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It is Northern Rock's policy to only employ stupid people. :P

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You looking for a job like? I suspect you're overqualified. :naughty::lol:

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:D I would have to be highly desperate to even consider working there.

 

I've got an invite to the Northern Rock quiz on 29th November though.. and I pretty much have to go.. :lol::yes

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I think I'm supposed to be at that as well. Maybe we should team up and piss it? :huh:

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I work in a bank's HQ. I am not sure if it would suit your friend as in the North East they mainly do sub prime loans/mortgages rather than pensions/investments, but I could give her CV to the head of HR for the North East she wants.

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In Northern Rocks defence, the only reason they stay is because they get a fair few young lasses working there and the xmas parties tend to be highly amusing.

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Sounds like Norwich Union which is why I have been there 5 years! ;)

 

 

It is Northern Rock's policy to only employ stupid people. :huff:

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Again sounds like Norwich Union which is why i work there! :D

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It is Northern Rock's policy to only employ stupid people. :angry:

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You looking for a job like? I suspect you're overqualified. ;):wub:

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:huff: I would have to be highly desperate to even consider working there.

 

I've got an invite to the Northern Rock quiz on 29th November though.. and I pretty much have to go.. :rolleyes::P

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I think I'm supposed to be at that as well. Maybe we should team up and piss it? :D

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My team is guaranteed to win. <_<

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