Howmanheyman 26785 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Mail Cheryl Cole: I'd buy Newcastle and put Chelsea and England husband Ashley at left-back! By Sportsmail Reporter Last updated at 11:36 AM on 08th September 2009 Comments (5) Add to My Stories Forget Barry Moat. X Factor judge Cheryl Cole admits she would love to be the next Geordie messiah and buy her beloved club, Newcastle United - and then put her husband Ashley at left-back! The Championship leaders are the subject of a £100m sale as desperate owner Mike Ashley aims to quit the club at the earliest opportunity possible after putting them on the market in May following their Premier League demise. First lady: X Factor judge Cheryl Cole insists she'd love to buy her beloved Newcastle United if she could afford the £100m asking price Despite the prospective deal dragging on of late, local Tyneside businessman Barry Moat remains the firm favourite to takeover at St James' Park with icon Alan Shearer primed to return to the managerial hot-seat in place of caretaker boss Chris Hughton. But the gorgeous Girls Aloud popstar - worth a reported £10m-per-year - insists she would lead a consortium bid - if she had the necessary funds. Table toppers: Newcastle have made a great start to life in the Championship On Monday's Real Radio, host Craig Beck asked Cheryl, 26: 'You must have got a bit of cash. You don’t fancy buying Newcastle and putting Ashley at left back?' Double act: Cheryl Cole would get her husband Ashley to play at left-back if she could buy Newcastle 'You know what - if I had that kind of cash I actually would. I would at this stage,' she replied. 'I always think of Newcastle as home, that's my home. That's where my family are, and where my old friends are. 'I don't go back as often as I would like, but I always go up there for Christmas. 'I go back as often as I can - there is nowhere in the world like Newcastle. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...0#ixzz0QYnHOHLE Chez at the Leazes end, last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllyB 0 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 We couldn't afford Cashley. I love cheryl be a far better owner than bloody Ashley. well at least the kit would be nice Its Wednesday tomorrow, wheres all the "end of the week" stories??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'd be happy with that. What are you doing look at her for? Just checking the football news luv.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonKing 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Didnt think this warranted its own thread so just piggy backing here. Derek Llambias, hapless managing director of troubled Newcastle, is now seemingly not prepared to accept messages from fans or media, having removed his address from the Newcastle email system. Llambias, who previously ran Newcastle owner Mike Ashley's favourite London casino, is best known at St James' Park for streaking across the pitch in front of witnesses and then denying he did it.Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...l#ixzz0QaijcyUA At least we won’t have to put up with more lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Surely she could get nadine and co to chip in, give them seats on the board. That's an AGM i'd go to Just as long as they divvent bring the ginga one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :spit: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Surely she could get nadine and co to chip in, give them seats on the board. That's an AGM i'd go to Just as long as they divvent bring the ginga one. I dunno i quite like her now, theres a small list of "allowed gingers" i have and she'd get on it. Nadine is still top though (long as she doesn't speak) Isla Fisher's in that list, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Thank you jimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I think Moat has said something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Didnt think this warranted its own thread so just piggy backing here. Derek Llambias, hapless managing director of troubled Newcastle, is now seemingly not prepared to accept messages from fans or media, having removed his address from the Newcastle email system. Llambias, who previously ran Newcastle owner Mike Ashley's favourite London casino, is best known at St James' Park for streaking across the pitch in front of witnesses and then denying he did it.Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...l#ixzz0QaijcyUA I wouldn't have a problem with Cheryl streaking across the pitch whenever she liked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :spit: JEEZUS KURIST!!! Where's that haddock mod when you need him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :spit: Good Shot! Got her on the left cheek by the looks......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Thank you jimbo. You're welcome, I've been waiting for the right opportunity to use that gif for weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26785 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 Thank you jimbo. You're welcome, I've been waiting for the right opportunity to use that gif for weeks We're all pleased that opportunity came along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I love animated gifs and think it is about time (if not already done) that a seperate thread was created for all gifs (mods). funny picture thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bob Almighty! 0 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Kept scrolling back up to look at this, took me a good 5 minutes to move down to the next post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Shame shes got 3 of the shittest tattoos ever seen. Why the fuck you would spoil a view like that is beyond me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Oh for 5 minutes with La Cole Yes indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'd give her the best 8 seconds of her life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2222 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I think Moat has said something similar. About a 'ginger allowed list'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2222 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Shame shes got 3 of the shittest tattoos ever seen. Why the fuck you would spoil a view like that is beyond me! Wouldn't have minded being the tattooist though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Apparently her fatha did the one on her hand. Not sure if he did the one on her arse cheek like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'd give her the best 8 seconds of her life... Show off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I wish she'd made it famous a few years after she did i.e. when camera phones were knocking about as you just know some little scrote from Byker would have got a video of her performing some lewd act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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