sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Inspired by alex's post earlier today, to the "tune" of Jimmy Nail's "Ain't No Doubt": He says: "I'll accept a reasonable bid that's broadly consistent with my asking price range" He's lying "I'll put an additional £20m into the club this week" He's lying "Keegan has the final say on all incoming transfers and loan signings" Why does he pretaay-ayyy-ayyyyyynd? Should catch on in a flash. That's genius. Mind, you can start it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 You can stick your sports direct up your arse You can stick your sports direct up your arse You can stick your sports direct stick your sports direct stick your sports direct up your arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 "Sports Direct is fucking shit" To the tune of 'Your support is fucking shit' Simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 He'd cut the "Sports Direct" part of the chant into radio ad's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 shop shop wherever you may be buy your kit from JJB tell fat mike that you'd rather not go round dressed as a charva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiejihad 0 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 San Quentin ( Mike Ashley ) Mike Ashley youve been living hell to me You raped this club its plain for all to see Ive seen owners come and go And ive seen em die And long ago i stopped asking why Mike Ashley i hate every inch of you You cut me and you scarred me thru and thru And i'll walk away a wiser sadder fan Mr Llambias you cant understand... Mike Ashley what good do you think you do? Do you think that we'll like you when youre thru? You bend my heart and mind and you warp my soul Your sick lies turn my blood a little cold Mike Ashley may you rot and burn in hell May your empire fall and may i live to tell May all the fans hate you im being blunt Lets hope you get lynched you fat fuckin cunt Mike Ashley i hate every inch of you ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 'Astley for Ashley' Ashley said that he'd sell up After he had took us down Now he's renamed the ground The bastard Lambias says that we're skint But they wont just take the hint Termintate your woeful stint Of disaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu 0 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I think the majority of right thinking football fans will give us the benefit of the doubt regardless of what we sing after what he has done. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38597 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 When the announcer does his " welcome....(opposition) to St James' Park, will the Fat Bastard make him say the abomination ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 (To drink, drink where ever you may be) Ashley where ever would you be, You eat pies in the home counties, You're a fraud, with your web of lies Fuckin sell the club to some Asian guys (To Fernando Torres Liverpool Number 9) He weighs nearly 20 stone He's a mess, a mess He got rid of Keegan And kept Wise, kept Wise He's got more chins than Fatty Fred We will not care if he ends up dead Fat Mike Ashley chuck him in the Tyne nananananananananananananananannana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13819 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Sports Direct, Sports Direct, Sports Direct is fucking shit, Sports direct is fucking shit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19750 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 the sports direct is fucking shit is a good one. keep it simple. or fuck off ashley, ashley fuck off....to the play up pompey tune. or the get out of our club one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13819 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 St.James Park St.James Park Is where the lads go marching in Sports direct and Mike Ashley Are never going to win? Something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 We don't need no Derek llambias We don't need no sports direct HEY! ASHLEY! Leave our club alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 (edited) St.James Park St.James Park Is where the lads go marching in Sports direct and Mike Ashley Are never going to win? Something like that. Oh when the Mags (Oh when the Mags) come marching in (come marching in) Oh when the Mags come marching in It's gonna be at St James' Oh when the Mags come marching in Edited November 5, 2009 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13819 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I was trying to move the emphasis to SJP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 No one likes him, no one likes him, no one likes him, he don't care He's a fat cunt, who loves Tottenham And we'll chase him everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I always used to enjoy "mackems are the shite of England tra la la la laaaa la la la la" ... Ashley is the shitest chairman tra la la la laaaa la la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I was trying to move the emphasis to SJP In that case just leave it as... St.James Park (St.James Park) St.James Park (St.James Park) Is where the lads come marching in I wanna be in the number When the lads come marching in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I was trying to move the emphasis to SJP In that case just leave it as... St.James Park (St.James Park) St.James Park (St.James Park) Is where the lads come marching in I wanna be in the number When the lads come marching in You're nee John Lennon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I was trying to move the emphasis to SJP In that case just leave it as... St.James Park (St.James Park) St.James Park (St.James Park) Is where the lads come marching in I wanna be in the number When the lads come marching in You're nee John Lennon. Thanks. That is a compliment, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1892 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I always used to enjoy "mackems are the shite of England tra la la la laaaa la la la la" ... Ashley is the shitest chairman tra la la la laaaa la la la la Llambias is the chairman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I always used to enjoy "mackems are the shite of England tra la la la laaaa la la la la" ... Ashley is the shitest chairman tra la la la laaaa la la la la Llambias is the chairman. I thought he was the Managing Director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "Sing, sing, wherever we may be, We've had enough of fat Ashley. And we will sing wherever we may be. That we've had enough of fat Ashley." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I just hope he gets as much stick as Harewood has had this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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