Lad at work bought a car.....

[Smooth Operator 1]

.......for £700 quid of a copper, only to discover it was a cut and shut car (2 cars welded together), so he took it to a Reg Vardy garage and tried to part exchange it, they gave him £400 for it then they did their checks on it and discovered that 2 had become one! So they had to scrap it!

[Jusoda Kid 0]

Thats what you get for mixing with the other side, rotten, thieving bastards