Scottish Mag 3 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 4921[/snapback] You have big sheds, but nobody’s allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don’t know why they’re so big. They go “oh why am I so massive?” And they’re looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they’re in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small… do you deny that? No. His silence, I think, speaks volumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medina 0 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 4921[/snapback] What you lookin at, i'm taking me chicken for a walk ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8864 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 If you think this is a big cock, wait until I drop my trousers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13932 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Peasepud flees yet another Islam thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Gemmils blind date proved disappointing... just a man in a hat with some rope around his hand.... still... the night was young.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Im gonna fuckin kill that Genie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyhall 0 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 4921[/snapback] Man shouting to wife: "Look Darling George Bush is visitng" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34157 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 4921[/snapback] What business is it of yours why I crossed the fucking road, shortarse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 (edited) [PM] 4921[/snapback] Chicken Dinner for Kliuvert Edited July 31, 2005 by Pilchard Chops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 Heres another for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Heres another for you... 6197[/snapback] Zoot allors, where iz me orse ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 4921[/snapback] Farmer spends years selectively breeding giant chickens with the help of geneticists just to provide the chance for people to make a "Giant cock" pun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Heres another for you... 6197[/snapback] Thierry was the first in the country with a Harley Invisi 1100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This is my Radioactive Cock. It's going in the shed to my left, along with Atomic Kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Heres another for you... 6197[/snapback] 'I waft ma fart in your general direction you greedy lanky streak of piss.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty-sniper 0 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Heres another for you... 6197[/snapback] some feckers nicked me horse, i knew i shouldn't have taken it to manchester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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