Gemmill 34338 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lemonade is amazing. But not in wine you monstrous queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lemonade is only remotely drinkable if it's well chilled. If only there was a way to chill my drink without the ice diluting it ...... Just spat my Sauvignon blanc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lemonade is amazing. But not in wine you monstrous queen. I am amazed Spritzer is not your standard tipple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34338 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Spritzer was your changing room nickname at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Spritzer was your changing room nickname at school. How did you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34338 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8978 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lemonade is amazing. But not in wine you monstrous queen. Gone off lemonade recently. Going to keep you updated on how that pans out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34338 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Who goes off lemonade? You're on the suplex list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lemonade puts the fizz in your jizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19784 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 What man has lemonade in their wine ffs? It was my man's drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 What man has lemonade in their wine ffs? It was my man's drink Did he leave you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26232 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Another forum flamer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 What man has lemonade in their wine ffs? It was my man's drink Unusual way to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2406 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 At least he could have put frozen grapes with it. I mean, a bit of class needed there, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Frozen grapes. I remember being at the mother-in-law's once and she had a fairly nice bottle of white wine for us. She was topping hers up with lemonade because she didn't have any soda water and automatically went to do the same to mine (some of his brother's wives prefer their wine diluted too).. I don't think I've ever hissed at someone with such vitriol over something so basic. She never tried it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 (edited) Frozen grapes. I remember being at the mother-in-law's once and she had a fairly nice bottle of white wine for us. She was topping hers up with lemonade because she didn't have any soda water and automatically went to do the same to mine (some of his brother's wives prefer their wine diluted too).. I don't think I've ever hissed at someone with such vitriol over something so basic. She never tried it again. That's the thing though, if someone is putting lemonade or soda water into a half decent wine then they shouldn't be drinking it. Either drink your soft drink or if you need a buzz stick your Midori or blue curacao in your lemonade and stop tying to convince yourself you're sophisticated drinking wine. Edited August 14, 2015 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 See also single malt with coke. Or well-done steak. That's intervention time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I am drinking lemonade and vimto mixed together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38682 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 You animal, Deaderz! Btw, have you got the Emma Watson nudes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30337 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 See also single malt with coke. Or well-done steak. That's intervention time. Remember Toonprick's crack about training his tastebuds to discern the subtleties of a single malt when it was mixed with Pepsi Max? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34338 Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Frozen grapes. I remember being at the mother-in-law's once and she had a fairly nice bottle of white wine for us. She was topping hers up with lemonade because she didn't have any soda water and automatically went to do the same to mine (some of his brother's wives prefer their wine diluted too).. I don't think I've ever hissed at someone with such vitriol over something so basic. She never tried it again. How many wives does his brother have? Yes I am a knobhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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