Ayatollah Hermione 12735 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Alex said: Aye. Try some actual rum instead of something that tastes like cough syrup Look at the real ale twats here. I’ll drink what I’m given for Christmas, thank you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30231 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Look at the real ale twats here. I’ll drink what I’m given for Christmas, thank you *laughs* *strokes beard* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 All the lads were on a Christmas Eve night out one year and my brother, in late night desperation pulled a rather unpleasant looking, heavily set lady the rest of the lads dubbed “The Kraken”. He’s been given bottles of that rum as gifts a few times from lads taking the piss. Including me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38542 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 In tribute to Jizz Horncamp, I’m slurping on a lovely frothy Hoop… @Alex, bought this from the corner shop next to Amicis- he’s got a very tidy little beer shelf now, and is very keen to get more stuff in- worth a look if you like this kind of spangle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17580 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m slurping on a lovely frothy Hoop… Dirty bastard. As a coincidence, I was in that part of town for the first time ever on Friday, taking a guinea pig to the vet, and noticed that restaurant. And probably the corner store you reference. Anyway I was dreaming of eating pizza and drinking cold Peroni as I passed the restaurant, especially the latter, since I've not had a drink in January. I wouldn't care less but I actually don't feel better for it physically or mentally, or even financially. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38542 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 You should’ve said, I live less than 100m from there. I’d have nipped out and licked your face Having a beer tomorrow then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17580 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: You should’ve said, I live less than 100m from there. I’d have nipped out and licked your face Having a beer tomorrow then? I was bursting for a piss as it happens, you might have caught me pissing against your front door. One of the worst things about lockdown, no cafés or pubs to nip into when you're out and about. Anyway, got a job interview this week, maybe a beer or 20 next weekend if I get it. 🍺 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38542 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 That was you? Judging by the taste of it, you’re pregnant mate. Do you know who the mother is? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30231 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: In tribute to Jizz Horncamp, I’m slurping on a lovely frothy Hoop… @Alex, bought this from the corner shop next to Amicis- he’s got a very tidy little beer shelf now, and is very keen to get more stuff in- worth a look if you like this kind of spangle. The one right next to it just across the lane? I thought that had gone from being an old fashioned corner shop into just a sweet shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38542 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Alex said: The one right next to it just across the lane? I thought that had gone from being an old fashioned corner shop into just a sweet shop. Aye, that’s the one. Still got the sweets, just added some excellent beer too. “ Just taking the kids to get some sweets Pet!” edit; Their Arsebook page… https://m.facebook.com/pages/category/Convenience-Store/McCartneys-sweet-shop-general-dealer-104664794300891/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13947 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 "We have our original old style Avery scales that still measures in pounds and ounces." METRIC MARTYR KLAXON 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38542 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 I’ll pay for my cans in Florins and Ha’pennies next time- see how far the nostalgia stretches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13947 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 And next time I'm up I'll go in and passive-aggressively order 125 grams of rhubarb and custard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30231 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, that’s the one. Still got the sweets, just added some excellent beer too. “ Just taking the kids to get some sweets Pet!” edit; Their Arsebook page… https://m.facebook.com/pages/category/Convenience-Store/McCartneys-sweet-shop-general-dealer-104664794300891/ Not on arsebook but I will take the kids for some sweets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19724 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Nice dram in front of motd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26149 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 Fuck off to the guitar thread and pretend you can play it like Gemmill does. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19724 Posted February 13, 2021 Share Posted February 13, 2021 fuck off. At least mine isn’t pink 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34163 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Guitar on display in the living room. Classic Gloom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12735 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Bet that took a battering after a few drinks in the pre-lockdown party days. “Would anyone like to hear Clocks by Coldplay?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19724 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Coldplay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26595 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 A bit rough today, had a wee dram of this exotic Indian whiskey last night..... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19724 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 I can carry it better than I play it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38542 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Anyone ever made, or had, plum gin? Just plucked a shitload of plums with the neighbour’s from their tree, with all the double entendres that entails, and there’s no way they’ll all get eaten. Found a piss-easy method for plum gin, which would be ready for Christmas. This is the first batch, there’ll be another two, I reckon, over the next week as the rest of the tree ripens. ( wine bottle for scale). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17580 Posted August 12, 2021 Share Posted August 12, 2021 Is this just flavouring regular gin, or is there some fermentation/distillation thing going on? If the former, you can suck my plums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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