Enter Luque?

[Gemmill 34191]

Looked to me like he'd be more suited to a striker role tbh.

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A Fly-Half would have been proud of his freekick.

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Belter, wasn't it!

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Before the clique is hijacking another thread, can anyone tell me now if Luque is a left winger (or a defensive midfielder)?

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I'm on the case, I've sent off the following questions to two Deportivo fans as part of our "Insiders View: Albert Luque" feature.

 

Q: Can Luque really play as a defensive midfielder?

 

Q: Why does he wear the No.99 shirt?

 

Q: Is he a striker or a winger?

 

Q: Did he really support Newcastle as a boy?

 

Q: How many Champions League medals does he own?

 

Q: Did he get chinned off "El Rifle"?

 

Q: Can Newcastle win a trophy at last?

 

Q: What happened to Souness' tache?

 

Q: Faye, good squad player or a waste of space?

 

Q: Bramble, a liability or full of potential?

 

Q: Is Toontastic plastic in your opinion?

 

Q: Is N.O shite in your opinion?

 

Q: Boumsong, a waste of money or worth it?

 

Q: Bellamy, does he score enough goals?

 

Q: Kluivert, mercenary or superstar?

 

Q: Did Hitzfeld get on that plane?

 

Q: Taylor, next Jon Terry?

 

Q: Babayaro, is he really that lass off Big Brother?

 

Q: "tbh", inane or funny?

 

Q: Is your chairman a wanker or wot?

 

I expect the results in a few days. Should be interesting.

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Anyway, to settle an argument, I can answer the question as to whether or not Luque is a left winger. I have it on good authority that he is not; he votes Liberal Democrat.

[luckyluke 1]

Well, they're the furthest left of the main parties!