The Fish 8973 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 you know the way people get tied to lampposts and egg'd/floured? it's that but on a trailer/cart basically Aye but how often does that actually happen any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 I'd be fucking livid, you have my sympathies ewerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 It could've been worse for ewerk, imagine if they put a wonga shirt on him and drove him around on a trailer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26210 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Well this morning I'm equally as angry as I was last night. Thankfully none of my side were involved as they have the good sense to recognise that it's a trampy fucking thing to do. So I'm falling out with her parents, not exactly ideal timing, two weeks before the wedding, but they brought it on themselves, the cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14559 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 We did similar to my brother on his stag do....stripped him naked and put him into a pair of filthy oil covered overalls and handcuffed him to a lampost on a bridge in the Midlothian village of Pathhead whilst we went to the pub . Thing is that was 1996 and I think that whole thing has died a death somewhat. One lad I worked with where I served my time was stripped bollock naked and had a lovely mixture of red oxide paint,industrial glue and sawdust rubbed into his nether regions, spent the night before his wedding shaving his meat and two veg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 This tied to a cart carry on sounds like something off Blackadder ffs Any footage available like Baldrick , er I mean Ewerk ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Ewerk's Fatha-in-Law: "I have a cunning plan, so I do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19770 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Backwards as fuck that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26210 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Ireland? Backwards? Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Seething. Getting angrier the more I stew. Been on paternity 5 weeks and got a text asking if i wanted a promotion while away. I responded that would be fine, only if i got more money. Had 2 promotions in the last few year that came with a promise of extra money down the line but nowt materialised over and above the collectively bargained annual increases. Got back this morning to four thousand emails (bad enough), one of which has gone out to just about the whole account about my new role, not heard a thing about my pay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Seething. Getting angrier the more I stew. Been on paternity 5 weeks and got a text asking if i wanted a promotion while away. I responded that would be fine, only if i got more money. Had 2 promotions in the last few year that came with a promise of extra money down the line but nowt materialised over and above the collectively bargained annual increases. Got back this morning to four thousand emails (bad enough), one of which has gone out to just about the whole account about my new role, not heard a thing about my pay though. Should have checked your emails from home innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Should have checked your emails from home innit. Fuck that. I'm not checking 200 work mails a day during my leave, are you a nutbag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Fuck that. I'm not checking 200 work mails a day during my leave, are you a nutbag? Lack of commitment tbh. Half of them are football releated probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 i refused to accept these email numbers until he presents them in a graph format with accurate daily breakdowns which then are filtered into specific topic related categories You're right to doubt me...there were 3347, over 25 days it's only 133.88 a day. I used to take work home, or work daft hours when I was a young mug Parky. I won't be doing any favours for "the man" these days though. Wouldn't have thought you were a company boy either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Cortisone all done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Why the fuck would anyone want to do more work for the same money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26210 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Presumably because the employee believes that by moving a step up the ladder that they're closer to getting a pay raise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Rain just in time for the rush hour, no fun getting home tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Why the fuck would anyone want to do more work for the same money? Public services are (I assume) much better for having strict grades and compensation changes that go hand in hand with it so I guess it would be alien to you. Certainly the civil servants that have transitioned into our company have MUCH better protections of their pay progression. The union in my private company are almost powerless to enforce proper pay grades for non-transitioned folk in comparison to public sector unions. It's frequently a case of being totally shit on when it comes to the annual review time. There's nowt stopping them from blaming the economic downturn for the lack of recognition...when they are laying off 10% of our team they don't expect people to complain about pay for performance going out the window. It's accepted and encouraged that you leave a company and go elsewhere if you think your pay is unfair. You see the same people coming back 6 months later as contractors on twice the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3969 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Just an hour and a quarter to go in my last day in the office for three weeks. I have two days training tomorrow and Wednesday then two and a half weeks off including my week in Cyprus from next Wednesday. Yipee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Just an hour and a quarter to go in my last day in the office for three weeks. I have two days training tomorrow and Wednesday then two and a half weeks off including my week in Cyprus from next Wednesday. Yipee. There's no money in them banks mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted August 12, 2013 Author Share Posted August 12, 2013 Cortisone all done. How's it feeling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I'm very sore like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Get well soon Tooj. In other news I just wired a cooker in so I'm feeling disproportionately proud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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