Renton 17633 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 19 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: In a great mood this morning, it's 23 degrees in Mallorca and wor lass has got the bacon on. Okay, I'm getting old. What's this a euphemism for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38585 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 I think he just means she’s filled her stottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, Renton said: Okay, I'm getting old. What's this a euphemism for? I think she's making him a bacon sarnie and he's going to eat it on holiday in Mallorca? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38585 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I think she's making him a bacon sarnie and he's going to eat it on holiday in Mallorca? Your mind is in the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Your mind is in the gutter. Always. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30257 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: What did they charge you with? Public Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 So, talking shite as usual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30257 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 That was the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38585 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 Bit long-winded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16502 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Your mind is in the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, The Fish said: That was the joke. Yours was the set-up, mine was the joke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 On 14/06/2018 at 10:51, Howmanheyman said: I think she's making him a bacon sarnie and he's going to eat it on holiday in Mallorca? Si señor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Going back in tomorrow for my second three day stay/bout of chemo and boredom. Hair was falling out in clumps so had it shaved down the bone and took my beard off. I look like a frog and keep shampooing my baldy knapper when I’m on auto pilot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30257 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 44 minutes ago, strawb said: Going back in tomorrow for my second three day stay/bout of chemo and boredom. Hair was falling out in clumps so had it shaved down the bone and took my beard off. I look like a frog and keep shampooing my baldy knapper when I’m on auto pilot. All the best, mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19744 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 (edited) yeah, hope it goes as well as it can, strawb. puts me fretting over my pissed up blackouts in perspective. Edited June 18, 2018 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Cheers, first lot wasn’t so bad so hopefully it’s the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3652 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Second lot is definitely worse but I’ve only one more to go. Glad to be home, came home with enough tablets and injections to start a chemist including some canny painkillers that space me right out so apologies if I talk more shite than normal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 On 6/13/2018 at 13:19, Andrew said: I'm fucking delighted! I'm directing a play in August and we've just got confirmation that the venue we've been after for weeks for it have accepted our application. I've wanted to do a show at this place for years! Oh man, I am so excited! Last night is over and this has been an absolute triumph, feedback has been incredible, the shows ran smoothly, good audiences and we've actually managed to turn a profit! (honestly that last bit is astonishing for an amateur group as new as ours) Well earned feet up a bit now before the big move! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 What show did you put on? Basically I want to know if a lass got her chebs out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 3 hours ago, The Fish said: What show did you put on? Basically I want to know if a lass got her chebs out? A wedding story by bryony lavery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30257 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Fish is married, coincidentally 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Andrew said: A wedding story by bryony lavery. Sounds fabulous. And congrats btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 3 hours ago, adios said: Sounds fabulous. And congrats btw. It was marvellous dahling. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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