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7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Got a start offshore this Friday. 

Just a week for the first trip, out of Aberdeen, for Global Energy Group. 

 

Buzzing :lol:

Do you know which rig you are on mate? I might be able to give you a few names for a few faces 

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Apparently the Northern Producer? 

I’m grinding my way through an interminable set of seemingly never ending online induction courses right now, but I gather that’s the best training for the offshore experience :lol:

 

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Depends. It won’t prepare you for getting into a warm bunk after a 20 clem jock, but if you are on a floatel it will probably cover the basics. Apart from the amount of porn.

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:lol:

Are we talking old school porn- i.e. actual mags? 

 

I gather the Northern Producer is relatively small as rigs go, but that link rates it fairly well as far as conditions etc. 

I think I’ve to get a plane from Aberdeen to Sullum Voe, then chopper to the rig. 

 

Whoopee :lol:

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Every denomination of porn mate. Any and all mediums.

 

Its north of Shetland then? Honestly not heard of it but will ask around, assuming it’s on the thistle field? 

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17 minutes ago, strawb said:

Every denomination of porn mate. Any and all mediums.

 

Its north of Shetland then? Honestly not heard of it but will ask around, assuming it’s on the thistle field? 

 

Dons field apparently. Watch out for Big Don, aka Ding or King.

 

Homestly MF, I'm nervous for you. :D

 

And what's this? Rig Advisor! :lol:

 

https://rigadvisor.co.uk/northernproducer/

 

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Knackered. 

Son was born June 27th. Mrs Fish had 28hrs labour before ending up with a c-section because little man was in the wrong position and wasn't so little. Born at 01:57 am, weighing a hefty 10lbs (4.5kg). All fine and dandy, however the hospital boots people out at midnight, so we finally get down to the ward at about 4, and the midwife immediately tells me I have to leave. Normal birth that might not have been a problem, but Mrs Fish had been in hospital since 8am Monday, had been nil-by-mouth since tuesday night and hadn't slept properly in days. She could barely sit up, let alone pick up the chunky little bugger. Other parents from the Antenatal group said the partners were allowed to stay overnight in the other hospital we were considering.

 

Anyway, he's mint, got the first couple of proper smiles last night.

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Congrats on the Tiddler, Mr & Mrs. Fish. 

 

Just remember, when the two of you are bouncing crockery off each other and craving just five fucking minutes of sweet, sweet sleep, it’s your own fault- you could’ve just spaffed on her tiddies. 

 

Welcome to fatherhood :lol:

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On 03/08/2019 at 21:24, The Fish said:

Knackered. 

Son was born June 27th. Mrs Fish had 28hrs labour before ending up with a c-section because little man was in the wrong position and wasn't so little. Born at 01:57 am, weighing a hefty 10lbs (4.5kg). All fine and dandy, however the hospital boots people out at midnight, so we finally get down to the ward at about 4, and the midwife immediately tells me I have to leave. Normal birth that might not have been a problem, but Mrs Fish had been in hospital since 8am Monday, had been nil-by-mouth since tuesday night and hadn't slept properly in days. She could barely sit up, let alone pick up the chunky little bugger. Other parents from the Antenatal group said the partners were allowed to stay overnight in the other hospital we were considering.

 

Anyway, he's mint, got the first couple of proper smiles last night.

 

Congratulations mate.

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