The Fish 8929 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Fed up. Miss the ex (not the one from the other week, the one from nearly a year ago). Bah. Was she dirty? Haha, that's not why I miss her. In seriousness though, there's nowt worse, especially when you've had a drink. It's fine to pine for the ones that got away though, let it out and write some bad poetry. Preach! Tell you what Luke, if you're still in Leeds I know a lass who's single. She's a Dr working in Scunthorpe. Pretty, smart, got all her own teeth, from good stock and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Fed up. Miss the ex (not the one from the other week, the one from nearly a year ago). Bah. Was she dirty? Haha, that's not why I miss her. In seriousness though, there's nowt worse, especially when you've had a drink. It's fine to pine for the ones that got away though, let it out and write some bad poetry. Preach! Tell you what Luke, if you're still in Leeds I know a lass who's single. She's a Dr working in Scunthorpe. Pretty, smart, got all her own teeth, from good stock and all that Haha, I think I need to try dating outside the job for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8929 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Fed up. Miss the ex (not the one from the other week, the one from nearly a year ago). Bah. Was she dirty? Haha, that's not why I miss her. In seriousness though, there's nowt worse, especially when you've had a drink. It's fine to pine for the ones that got away though, let it out and write some bad poetry. Preach! Tell you what Luke, if you're still in Leeds I know a lass who's single. She's a Dr working in Scunthorpe. Pretty, smart, got all her own teeth, from good stock and all that Haha, I think I need to try dating outside the job for a bit. Probably best, she's a bit of a slag. She also fucked Barry Conlon. Not sure I'd want to go anywhere near anything that's endured that journeyman striker (1 in 4 ratio, worse than Shola) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34144 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 How did a lazy fucker like you get a hernia, Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 How did a lazy fucker like you get a hernia, Fish? most likely reaching for crisps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 How did a lazy fucker like you get a hernia, Fish? most likely reaching for crisps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8929 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Gym 3 times a week beeeeatches. I'm buff an' ting. haters gonna hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34144 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 That 5 minute free weights program that you posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8929 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 That 5 minute free weights program that you posted? Got advice didn't I. Trimmer than you, thundercunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34144 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 So the advice Dan gave you a week ago has given you an instant hernia? I'd sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8929 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 (edited) So the advice Dan gave you a week ago has given you an instant hernia? I'd sue. I'm guessing it was the hamfisted approach prior to that which screwed me over. You're just miffed because your sluggish healthkick has been proven impotent in comparison when stacked against my Adonis-isation. Edited February 10, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13922 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 You should have kidnapped and raped one of the fuckers just to teach her a lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 depressed, want to go the pub all day tomorrow for the match but got to work tomorrow evening I've done these shifts for over 2 years and have been promised early saturday shifts and never got it going to say something on monday because its doing my head in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 You should have kidnapped and raped one of the fuckers just to teach her a lesson. Nah, should have kidknapped the mum, or offered the kids sweets whilst muttering "Madeline will love to meet you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 A good mood, because life's good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Elated, and gutted at the same time Everton , but I'm going to work a bit tipsy and then the pub straight after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34144 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Been hungover all day. Its finally lifting so I've got that nice feeling of just being over tired without the headaches and feeling sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Bit fucked off had plans for the whole neet, but they're not happening - got glands the size of John Holmes clems. fucked. Am areet other than being ill, neets football on the telly, ganna watch The Bourne Trilogy with me lemsip then kip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Elated, and gutted at the same time Everton , but I'm going to work a bit tipsy and then the pub straight after Where do you work like? Everton played well, if Beckford wasn't so shit you would've won it in 90 minutes. Don't know what's happened to Chelsea like, never seen such a solid team utterly fall to pieces in such a short period of time. They looked almost unbeatable last season and the first third of this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I'm in a class mood, having a much needed weekend off the drink and looking forward to a quiet night catching up on various Masterchefs. Might even push the boat out and watch a film later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Where do you work like? Everton played well, if Beckford wasn't so shit you would've won it in 90 minutes. Don't know what's happened to Chelsea like, never seen such a solid team utterly fall to pieces in such a short period of time. They looked almost unbeatable last season and the first third of this season. Wilkins left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Where do you work like? Everton played well, if Beckford wasn't so shit you would've won it in 90 minutes. Don't know what's happened to Chelsea like, never seen such a solid team utterly fall to pieces in such a short period of time. They looked almost unbeatable last season and the first third of this season. Wilkins left. Aye but one coach leaving shouldn't make that much of an impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Well it looks like it has. I think he kept Ancelotti's eyebrow in check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Bemused/angered/cockblocked. Got this Filipino bird's number at a party the other night and she's one of these crazy asian types who has unlimited texts sending me 3000 texts a second. We hit it off pretty good though and I know a bit of her language Tagalog so I was cracking her up with some daft banter. So she's sending me all these fucking texts, 'OMGGGG YOU SOOO UNIQUE AND FUNNNYYYY OMGGGGG UNIQUE PERSOOONNNNN SO MUCHH FUN TO BE WITHHH OMGGG CUTE AND ADORABLEEEE' and I ask her if she's doing out tonight and if she'd fancy hooking up - she's supposedly 25 years old btw; she's got a tight body and I thought my luck was in tonight. She texts back (she sends texts in batches, of at least 3): 'I AM NOT CHEAP GIRL' 'DO YOU REALLY LIKE ME? OR YOU JUST WANT TO TASTE ASIAN GIRL LIKE ME?' To which the answer is yes, I just want to taste an asian girl like you, if you were less fucking annoying maybe I'd actually like you enough to spend time with you not fucking. So I text back, 'Hey we're both young, we should just have some fun while we're young, blah blah' Which, to give me credit, is honest. She sends another load of texts, 'I AM NOT SLUTTY GIRL' 'I AM TOO OLD TO PLAY AROUND I WANT TO HAVE FAMILY SETTLE DOWN'. I replied and said, 'hey no problem, I'm too young to have a family and can't afford it. If you want to have fun time then we can do that instead.' She's sent me about 100 texts today, half of them being, 'I AM NOT SLUTTY GIRL YOU ONLY FIND SLUTTY IN PUB'. Anyway basically her whole family is offended with me now for asking her if she wanted to hook up, to be fair I did make a joke and said we could make a baby tonight so she would get UK residency. Now her sister is texting me saying, 'YOU LOOK LIKE NICE GUY BUT LOOOK CAN BE DECEIVING. MALIBOG! (that means 'horny' in Tagalog)' Now her mother and aunt are on the case harassing me, they can hardly string together a word of English and are involved in a case pending which may result in them being deported. Tbh, as callous as this sounds, I hope her mum gets deported because she's been here 6 years and can't speak a word of English. She hasn't made an effort to learn the language or learn about the culture, she has broken the law including the terms of her immigration, and now she's doing my fucking head in. She would have a better life back in the Phillipines and she's being exploited by lawyers who have charged her thousands for their services and have done nothing for her; they can manipulate her because she literally doesn't have a clue what is happening because of her complete lack of English skills. She's doesn't even want to stay here, she just came for the money which she pays a mortgage off with in the Phillipines until she eventually returns. This family is doing my fucking nut in now but thankfully my message inbox has reached its limit so I can't receive anymore texts. FUCK. I think if her mum gets deported she will have to go also because she isn't a UK resident and isn't a dependent. This makes her stance towards me all the more stupid because I am a potential Visa/citizenship jackpot. She's a fucking 25 year old woman, wtf is this. I said I'm sorry this is just English culture when a man and woman like each other, they start fucking, but they're having none of it. Average middle class Dave was right, multiculturalism has failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Like fuck you were chatting her up in her own language. Anyway bang her number up here so everyone can text her random abuse for having the temerity not to suck you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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