Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I AM SPARTACUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 The police state rears its ugly head to smite the people's champion, Clueless Tit. First they came for the Clueless Tits, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Clueless Tit. Then they came for the cunterheads, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a cunterhead. ..etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 You missed out the jews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 You missed out the jews I'm not a Jew either, so that was alright too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) You missed out the jews I'm not a Jew either, so that was alright too. Apparently Cluesless Tit has begun a hunger strike: and he won't stop until he has justice. Right after this kebab. Edited August 16, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Started a new job today. Completely forgot how shit work is. I have to wear a shirt and tie and I'm not allowed to work from home either. Rats' cocks. Snap - though the tie stays at home from tomorrow and remote access will be possible. Funny being somewhere where things are happening and people have things to do after how much the previous place had turned to shit. Of course I hadn't been fully set up on the systems so its nice to see how IT production uselessness is universal. Only dodgy thing is its one of those "let's all stay to 6:30/7:00 just to prove how dedicated we are" - don't mind it for a while but I'll migrate to my 5:00 bell soon. Love the way that's always blamed on IT like. I can't speak for other organisations but at ours, the main problem is that the employee number is used as the login ID (an HR decision, NOT an IT one). Conversely that means that we cannot create a new user account until HR have informed us what the employee number is. Only they refuse to generate that number until the day the person actually starts (i.e. so they don't generate an emp no. for someone who thinks "fuck it, i'll not bother turning up" which happens more than I thought). Result being the new starter doesn't get handed their login details until midway through the morning of their first day. Then most secondary logins have to be created after that a lot of them rely on active directory. Be fucking wonderful to live in a world whereby we flick a switch and the job is done - not in the least bit realistic though. Fair point - I agree on HR and would add internal auditors who come up with these procedures in the first place. Actual problem here is my boss's boss hasn't approved the AD setup in the workflow engine. I'm slightly suffering from moving to a bigger place - I can no longer twist the arm of a lad sitting opposite me to get things done or even worse ask him to log on as domain admin and let me do something. I always knew that was incredibly wrong but fuck me it allowed things to actually get done. Contravening baseline security? Surely not! Had one the other week who was logging a problem on behalf of a colleague who was using their login. When I stopped them there and asked them to clarify that I got a simple "oh, it's ok. I don't mind them logging in as me.". Soon fucking changed her mind when I reminded her that her email account is linked to her login not to mention pointing out she was culpable if her colleague (who it transpires was a new starter and didn't know her before joining) decided to do something malicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Oh dear Tom can give it but cant take it. ...... I wouldnt care, I always had him down as a taker. For a Bartonism ''“Sometimes a man has to be big enough to see how small he is'' - Some bloke from a film If you can't behave like an adult with an avatar or signature we'll have to take them away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3954 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Contravening baseline security? Surely not! Had one the other week who was logging a problem on behalf of a colleague who was using their login. When I stopped them there and asked them to clarify that I got a simple "oh, it's ok. I don't mind them logging in as me.". Soon fucking changed her mind when I reminded her that her email account is linked to her login not to mention pointing out she was culpable if her colleague (who it transpires was a new starter and didn't know her before joining) decided to do something malicious. When I first joined my previous place, we had a senior manager who completely allowed "testing" in the live environment - it took a "we're closing you down tomorrow" audit from PWC to put a stop to it - happy days. I still don't think people realise in anyway shape way or form that emails/internet browsing are or can be completely recorded - when we first went from a ramshackle internet network + netware for the proper stuff to a full Windows network it was unbelievable how many people did actually have quite blatant porn on their PCs without a care in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 What have internet forums got to do with behaving like an adult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Contravening baseline security? Surely not! Had one the other week who was logging a problem on behalf of a colleague who was using their login. When I stopped them there and asked them to clarify that I got a simple "oh, it's ok. I don't mind them logging in as me.". Soon fucking changed her mind when I reminded her that her email account is linked to her login not to mention pointing out she was culpable if her colleague (who it transpires was a new starter and didn't know her before joining) decided to do something malicious. When I first joined my previous place, we had a senior manager who completely allowed "testing" in the live environment - it took a "we're closing you down tomorrow" audit from PWC to put a stop to it - happy days. I still don't think people realise in anyway shape way or form that emails/internet browsing are or can be completely recorded - when we first went from a ramshackle internet network + netware for the proper stuff to a full Windows network it was unbelievable how many people did actually have quite blatant porn on their PCs without a care in the world. You wouldn't believe (actually you probably would!) how many have porn on their network home drive. Many believe that it is 'private' to all, including IT. We have a ban on all non-work data being stored on any network drive to reduce storage and backup costs. If anything is deemed 'personal data', the user gets a polite email reminding them of the IT policy. If they haven't dealt with it or contacted us within a week, verbal contact is made with them. If they still don't deal with it it's simply deleted. We had one manager almost in tears because a colleague of mine deleted his 100GB+ of MP3 files. Transpired he was calling our bluff and didn't think we'd actually go ahead and delete it. The cunt's trick one of the other lads does is when he finds a porn stash either on a network share or a hard drive. He deletes the lot but leaves the folder in place and creates a text file called 'YourPornStashHasBeenDeleted.txt' and when you open the file there's one line that says "If it's seen again, a snapshot will be forwarded to HR." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 TAKE THAT SHIT TO PM, YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. If I couldn't be banned i'd leave you in pieces now you sad sad man. You know yourself i could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. If I couldn't be banned i'd leave you in pieces now you sad sad man. You know yourself i could. What the fuck are you on about? Go flip some patties man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Think this can only be settled by a fight on the streets of Belfast so it is. If Kevin wins, Craig has to by him a Guinness If Craig wins, he gets to shag Kevin's mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 If Craig wins, he gets to shag Kevin's mum Why in lord's name would I ever want to go back there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. If I couldn't be banned i'd leave you in pieces now you sad sad man. You know yourself i could. What the fuck are you on about? Go flip some patties man! You know exactly what the fuck i'm on about, by telling me to flip burgers you just proved that. Now crawl back in your hole before i embarrass you so much you have no choice but to. I wouldn't reply if i was you, because your reply will be filled with holes, showing people i am right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 kevin has learned well from leazes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. If I couldn't be banned i'd leave you in pieces now you sad sad man. You know yourself i could. What the fuck are you on about? Go flip some patties man! You know exactly what the fuck i'm on about, by telling me to flip burgers you just proved that. Now crawl back in your hole before i embarrass you so much you have no choice but to. I wouldn't reply if i was you, because your reply will be filled with holes, showing people i am right. Again, what the fuck are you going on about? I'd actually given you credit of coming up with something funny by trying to clone my avatar / sig. Only Tom told me that CT did it with him first. Can't even think of that for yourself can you dickless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34152 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Oi Homs. I'll wipe the floor with the lot of you if you don't zip it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Why am I not banned? Leave Gallagher alone! I've got yo 6 bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9921 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Oi Homs. I'll wipe the floor with the lot of you if you don't zip it. He will too, clearly been working out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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