The Fish 8949 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Tsk. But aye, like you I thought our Norwich mate had stitched us up when we turned up and the place was full of Mackems. Day took a turn for the better in due course though... I'm in a reasonable mood because the BBC have chosen a Eurovision entry that isn't entirely embarrassing and/or sung by a pensioner. I particularly loved the hysteria that followed a sunderland player carrying the ball across the halfway line. Anyone remember the Highbury Screamer? Aye, a pub full of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Shit mate that's awful. Where abouts in Brixton was it? Near the Ritzy? To be honest most of Brixton is well covered by cameras Fuck you sunshine. All in all it was a good day, walked into a "norwich" pub that was filled with mackems, had a nice couple of pints while I didn't care about the result, then miraculously just as I stopped celebrating Nasri's goal I started to care about the game again. Few more beers watching Norwich get spanked while doing my darndest not to find it all very funny, then back home in time for a portion of reheated lasagne. Yeah, I was waiting for the 37, just up from the ritzy, on the way to herne hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13808 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Just think if you hadn't gone vegan you would have had the strength to jump out the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Still aching. Thought I'd be back at work by now but it's taken it out of me. It's like I've been hit by a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Still aching. Thought I'd be back at work by now but it's taken it out of me. It's like I've been hit by a car Get on to The National Accident Helpline - I'm sure the incentive will enable them to find the bastard quicker than the coppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Just spoke to the rozzers - witness didn't catch the reg number and I was warned the chances of CCTV catch in it are low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 Just spoke to the rozzers - witness didn't catch the reg number and I was warned the chances of CCTV catch in it are low. That's shit. My ex-husband's boss was killed last week by a hit-and-run driver as he was cycling to work. I think in that case they managed to find the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 When I still lived in Shields a mate of mine was hit by a car (nowt serious, just bruises) at the roundabout at the town end of Ocean Road as we made our way for a curry. We were all pissed but I remembered the reg of the car and gave a statement to the coppers the next day. The bloke claimed it was a company car available to more than one person so as they couldn't prove who was driving he got off with a warning. It really is a shit thing to do (leaving the scene). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I hit a cat on the way home from the pub once, didnt bother stopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 What a surprise-Desmond doesn't care for pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Aye, takes a dodgy fucker with something to hide to do that. Proper cunts trick like ... Sorry Cath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 An ex was driving me home from the match and two pigeons were sat in the middle of the road, I told her not bother slowing down or swerving as the change in tac would confuse the birds and we'd be more likely to hit them. She held steady. I was picking feathers out of the wipers for the next 30 minutes or so Fuck pigeons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 It was ok, I slammed the anchors on and it just kind of bounced off the bumper and ran back across the road. If there was anything wrong with it I would have made sure I took it down to the hong Kong house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 Aye, takes a dodgy fucker with something to hide to do that. Proper cunts trick like ... Sorry Cath S'alreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Wahey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 5, 2014 Author Share Posted March 5, 2014 Wahey What's up with you? Other than being a dick, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 It was ok, I slammed the anchors on and it just kind of bounced off the bumper and ran back across the road. If there was anything wrong with it I would have made sure I took it down to the hong Kong house That's Lacist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 What's up with you? Other than being a dick, obviously. That's not very nice is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 That's not very nice is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Busy morning in the life of donkey fist again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 An ex was driving me home from the match and two pigeons were sat in the middle of the road, I told her not bother slowing down or swerving as the change in tac would confuse the birds and we'd be more likely to hit them. She held steady. I was picking feathers out of the wipers for the next 30 minutes or so Fuck pigeons Only had themselves to blame. Seinfeld''s law, we look the other way on statue defecation, they get out of the way of cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38559 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Busy morning in the life of donkey fist again.Spent the morning hanging around. How goes the skivvying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Superb to summarise in one word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 That's not very nice is it? Probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Only had themselves to blame. Seinfeld''s law, we look the other way on statue defecation, they get out of the way of cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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