CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Phone ran out of battery yesterday afternoon meaning I missed my bus at midnight, booked an 8:40 Megabus from central station, got there 20 mins early, the bus turned up at 9:19, waited for an hour in -2 to get on a bus which will take 7 hours, then an hours tube ride and 20 minute walk home. So yeah feeling pretty shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Phone ran out of battery yesterday afternoon meaning I missed my bus at midnight, You'll have to explain that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 E-ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 No other record of you buying the ticket existed apart from on your phone? What a nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Just to ram that point home Clee ask Chez about his personal chaffeuse Claudette Does it really take 7 hours to get to Grimsby by bus though?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26284 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Does it really take 7 hours to get to Grimsby by bus though?? I'm assuming that he was getting the bus to London, unless Grimsby has recently installed a tube network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Haha yeah I had a mare and didn't think about it until it was too late, luckily my mates at Newcastle University so got some sleep there. Yeah I'm at Uni in London, there'd be no way of getting a bus from Newcastle to Grimsby. Although since the train lines fucked from Doncaster to Scunthorpe if I did want to go home it'd be 2.5 hours from Donny to Clee alone. Basically making Ants car look like a good investment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Ouch Hope it perks up for you lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Even ended up at hero but I think you'd left and I had no way of texting you . Worth it all for that Cabaye free kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Haha, ah man! I'd left just after the Man United game, probably just as well early start this morning! You've got no luck when you come to Newcastle like - apart from us winning 2-1. That freekick was mental like. I still don't understand how he hit it so sweetly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Fair enough mate , this was a fair while after so no chance then. Yeah dish out the 2-1's but fuck me does something shit always happen. Probably be up for Liverpool or Europa League if thursday goes well so hopefully nothing goes wrong then and ill make it for a pint without turning up over an hour late . Aye I know it was perfect, nothing beats a Yeboah-goal. Just realised Campbell was born 2 years after me. Gone back to being miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Aye there's always next time. God knows what would have happened if we got you into the England match, aye we won 2-1...BUT....*Cleetoon Catastrophe*. If we get through to the next round in the europa it'll be mental, hopefully we'll get a decent crowd this thursday too. Going to the Liverpool match with a mate who's birthday it is. Drinking, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Going under the knife tomorrow. If the anaesthetist starts talking about Ju Jitsu I'm off the table and running Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Going under the knife tomorrow. If the anaesthetist starts talking about Ju Jitsu I'm off the table and running What's the crack mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Cock reduction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Cock reduction Another one? You're taking this micro penis fetish too far. Good luck anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Cheers. Whilst they're attempting to tame the beast, they'll also be removing a golf ball sized lump from my knee. I reckon it's from where my helmet bangs against it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Is Cat mag overseeing things? Good luck as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 I'll give you a pound towards an "IM COOL" tshirt if you post a pic of the removed grissle languishing in a jamjar of fluid . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Knee gristle or knob gristle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 either/or really . As long as it's in a presentation jar . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 A mate that works for the overseas bit at DWP once told me about a fraud case where relatives kept a pickled finger of a dead relative . It was an underdeveloped country with high levels of illiteracy and a fingerprint was used in leui of a signature and assumedly was also proof of claimant given the remote nature of the location . The family supposedly used it to 'sign' for payments due whenever the need arose . Went on for years . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 12, 2013 Author Share Posted March 12, 2013 Is Cat mag overseeing things? Good luck as well. I presume he'll be at the RVI so that would be a no. Shame really as I have a fantastic bedside manner Good luck MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Best of luck MF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Hexham General, so I'm expecting some straw chewing yokel who'll stare in wonder at the "only two eyes". Thanks for the good wishes chaps, but its really nothing serious. Looking forward to a few days of immobility, giving it Caesar from the sofa- "Wench, bring food and vittels!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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