Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This is the manager you were shagging, right? 60335[/snapback] No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This is the manager you were shagging, right? 60335[/snapback] No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out! 60353[/snapback] It was a lass then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This is the manager you were shagging, right? 60335[/snapback] No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out! 60353[/snapback] It was a lass then? 60354[/snapback] Well she had an opening down below, although it was always clothes on shagging from behind over a desk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17642 Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 This is the manager you were shagging, right? 60335[/snapback] No i was fucking my manager who was just a normal duty manager, this was the big boss. 60344[/snapback] I guessed this was a different lass like 60347[/snapback] Well worked out! 60353[/snapback] It was a lass then? 60354[/snapback] Well she had an opening down below, although it was always clothes on shagging from behind over a desk! 60373[/snapback] Fucking hell, too much detail man. Tell me more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Reminds me of my mate who got uncerimoniously dumped a few years ago. Known for his brutal honesty his other half should have known better than to ask him if the dress she was wearing made her look fat. His response was simply "what's the fucking dress got to do with anything?" 100% true because his lass was a mate of my lass at the time and I was getting it in the neck from her for having a 'complete wanker' of a mate! 60254[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8956 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I really don't think this is a good idea to share this... but it makes me laugh everytime I think of it. ok so I'm having sex with my girlfriend of the time, on the bed and from behind. To be honest my mind wasn't really on the job at hand. I absent-mindedly remarked that "from this angle you kinda look like Brian off Placebo"... safe to say it took her about ten minutes of rage and swearing and hitting me to see the funny side.. I however was laughing so hard that I had to go to the toilet so I didn't piss myself. let the "homo" jibes ensue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Too easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Nice 60406[/snapback] Not a nice thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8956 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 in my defense it was from behind so I wasn't looking at her face... actually that's not much in my defense really is it... ...balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 in my defense it was from behind so I wasn't looking at her face...actually that's not much in my defense really is it... ...balls. 60409[/snapback] Balls too? It gets worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17642 Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 in my defense it was from behind so I wasn't looking at her face...actually that's not much in my defense really is it... ...balls. 60409[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8956 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Balls too? It gets worse! 60410[/snapback] she's a golf caddy, hence the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Balls too? It gets worse! 60410[/snapback] she's a golf caddy, hence the balls. 60419[/snapback] Lobbing onto the fairway.......stuck in the rough etc etc! Must have had endless one-liners there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8956 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm beginning to see why that little voice in my head was screaming at me to not post this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm beginning to see why that little voice in my head was screaming at me to not post this... 60422[/snapback] The high pitched schoolgirl squeals usually come from Gemmill tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8956 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Even when Top Gun isn't on tv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34201 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Go Mav! Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Steel Magnolias is his favourite film IIRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Balls too? It gets worse! 60410[/snapback] she's a golf caddy, hence the balls. 60419[/snapback] Lobbing onto the fairway.......stuck in the rough etc etc! Must have had endless one-liners there. 60421[/snapback] Washing the dog etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Balls too? It gets worse! 60410[/snapback] she's a golf caddy, hence the balls. 60419[/snapback] Lobbing onto the fairway.......stuck in the rough etc etc! Must have had endless one-liners there. 60421[/snapback] Washing the dog etc 60431[/snapback] Golf-theme's getting a bit tenuous like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Balls too? It gets worse! 60410[/snapback] she's a golf caddy, hence the balls. 60419[/snapback] Lobbing onto the fairway.......stuck in the rough etc etc! Must have had endless one-liners there. 60421[/snapback] Washing the dog etc 60431[/snapback] Golf-theme's getting a bit tenuous like! 60432[/snapback] Apparently she liked it Michael Jackson style as well, one glove on and plenty of 4 play. Happy now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Balls too? It gets worse! 60410[/snapback] she's a golf caddy, hence the balls. 60419[/snapback] Lobbing onto the fairway.......stuck in the rough etc etc! Must have had endless one-liners there. 60421[/snapback] Bunker shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Get in the hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 We need a "this is my ex-girlfriend. Would you?" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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