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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)


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He’s absolutely atrocious tbf. Why he sought out a career as a journalist and how he managed to get there are beyond me. You can spot a Ryder piece from the the first few words, no need to check the byline. My 7 year old boy has a better grasp of grammar. 

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:lol: That’s brilliant. I reckon the intern asked for an update as Lee rocked in from his lunch time 7 pint session and that was the response as he shoved past on his way to the bog. 

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Someone left a Ronny Gill lying about last night in work. Had a quick glimpse and somewhere early in his piece he says 'the man who said he would love it.....' etc as his way of telling his punters he's talking about Keegan. :lol: :lol:

 

I hope he never changes tbh. 

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5 hours ago, Howay said:

:lol: That’s class. 

I can’t wait to see the well measured and thought provoking response of “reet ootside noo ye soft bastard” from The Toon Army’s Foremost Former Foot Soldier

Proper Tastied your post ;)

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Dear diary, ah was looking through me twitter feed for the 'fallout' which is a term us long toothed, grizzled hacks call the moaning after a match when ah seen Craig Hope losing his fucking mind critisiz, criticieze, err, being a cheeky cunt with the puntas favourite, one Lee Ryder Esq. Ah couldn't believe the lippy cunt had the cheek to call the TRINITY MIRROR REGIONAL SPORTS WRITER of the FUCKING YEAR out as embarrassing?! Fuck me, diary, had the kid been on medication talking like that to the former toon army footsoldier who once offered on some Watford fans across the street at vicarage road in the days of the mighty Quinn? Ah thought ahd say nowt for now but hopeys crossed the fucking line here and he's in proper danger of a moothful of seaton deleval knuckle. There's only one boy on the United beat and it isn't a kid who was wanking over Buffy the vampire slayer when ah was marching behind a polis escort at Leeds. Lol. Laters. 

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As funny as the latest instalment of Ryder's diary is, I feel like I should mention that Craig Hope is given an express indict to dig up and be controversial about any North East football story he can get. This means he gets clicks from "engagements" on Twitter and will probably get a fantastic response from the Mail for engaging Ryder in the way he did. While it's no secret that Ritchie and Lascelles went at it and that the latter is struggling with the idea of competition, it's telling that nobody else is reporting the story. As badly advised as Ryder attacking Hope was, that's the general opinion of all the other local journos, as I understand. The Lascelles/Diame scrap last season was no different to the Ritchie/Lascelles scrap this time around; the only difference is, when Newcastle are losing, people want to hear that everything is going wrong and in steps Craig Hope.

 

This isn't me brushing off arguments between coach and captain but I wield my ITK banner carefully and always, always, be wary of the Daily fucking Mail

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