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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)


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On 04/01/2020 at 17:44, Howmanheyman said:

If you don't want to see what Newcastle fans were chanting look away now block Lee Ryder.

 

 

So Lee, how was the match today? Anything you noticed about the side or Bruce's tactics?

 

Ok, err, thanks for that Lee, I'll err.....oh I tell you what! Can you get Mark Douglas to pop in with the match report instead, err, I mean with his piece about, err..... Blyth Spartans! Yes, that's it, Blyth Spartans. Cheers Lee.

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The odds on a Newcastle United takeover happening in 2020 are just 6/4 after suggestions that a Middle East consortium are set to buy the club from Mike Ashley.

Saudi Arabia’s Prince Mohammed bin Salman has been repeatedly linked with the purchase of Newcastle, and Paddy Power make it just 2/1 for that to happen in 2020.

 

Paragraph 2 contradicting paragraph 1, the Ryder after a rough weekend authenticity stamp.

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Apparently he's done a piece on the 89 relegation year calling the likes of Hendrie flops but not calling Pingel who he credits with an 'audacious' headed goal against champions Liverpool. :lol: He's obviously been in touch with Pingel for the story because Pingel was utterly shit, uninterested and for those who were there to see the 'audacious' header all we can do is :lol: :lol:. He knew fuck all about it and it hit him on the top/back of his head. Oh, Lee. When the Puntaz have a memory. And a brain. Never mind. 

 

 

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In the executive areas of St Mary's the half-time dessert being served up was rocky road cake, it could barely have been more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season!


Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz.

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