TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 wake up chiefles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 For someone with a reading age of about 9, he knows how to construct a complex sentence. Laters, lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 On 22/04/2021 at 11:03, Dr Gloom said: After a week in which England's so-called big six were exposed for their all-round greed and crass behaviour, it should be a huge wake-up call to Premier League chiefs when it comes to Newcastle United's takeover situation. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-takeover-super-league-20440495 What an intro par in Ryder's latest. MUST. MAKE. THE. STORY. ABOUT. NEWCASTLE Make the story about NUFC, did you say? Graeme Jones watch...... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 Southgate on phone.... "Hello is this Middlesbrough security? There's a man who's following one of my coaches everywhere and looking at him with binoculars.......What does he look like?..... He's got a false moustache and a pair of thick black rimmed false glasses on. He's up near the press box." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Andy Carroll getting a new contract? The Knight's take..... Only got up to the, "for me it's a deal I would do as Callum Wilson isn't always fit." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 That’s one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard, basically says if you brought in a player close to Wilson’s level they’d want to start every week which would create issues, aka competition for places within a squad something any decent club should aim to create, instead Ryder insists you have to create your squad with players who will accept sitting on the bench. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 This is what happens when you spend your entire career in the looming shadow of Gibbo and Anal Oliver. The bench is good enough. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This is what happens when you spend your entire career in the looming shadow of Gibbo and Anal Oliver. The bench is good enough. Gibbo and Freddie Fletcher in the 90s...... Ryder and Charnley now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3193 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 How much do you reckon he gets paid? £25k a year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Just now, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: How much do you reckon he gets paid? £25k a year? Gets paid to attend NUFC games and churn out endless drivel on a daily basis even when nothing happens. Times I feel sorry for him, others, not so much. End of the day he's not exactly getting his hands dirty or breaking a sweat unless he's grabbing a naan bread in the Koh-i-Noor on his dinner break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 If Carroll was available for 35 out of 38 squads for the season before last that’s as damning as if he’d been injured for 50% of them. Because it’s saying that he wasn’t good enough to get in the team (4 starts plus 15 sub appearances) as a striker even though the top scorers was a midfielder with 6 league goals 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 52 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This is what happens when you spend your entire career in the looming shadow of Gibbo and Anal Oliver. The bench is good enough. John Gibson could be alright I thought. Obviously had that cliched local paper way of writing but he was better than Alan Oliver. I wouldn’t be taking any fashion advice off either of them like. What a pair of fucking clips they were 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14578 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Am telling you, he's on an appearance based contract and he's splitting his appearance fee with Bruce, hence all the last minute appearances 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 I’ve thought similar to be honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: End of the day he's not exactly getting his hands dirty or breaking a sweat unless he's grabbing a naan bread in the Koh-i-Noor on his dinner break. Unless?? He must be lathered 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Seen this before, no wonder the Knight is chucking beer around watching England, he even wore his England shirt at a Newcastle United cup final! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Bacardi Breezers man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26282 Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Still preferable to the tin of Carling. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Still preferable to the tin of Carling. "Listen Paddy, when yi come at the Knight, you better make sure your facts are right! Miss Stella feeling the Knight's tight grip on her as per fucking usual. Ryder and fucking out!" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9987 Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 Heron Foods must have been shut that day, so no Rich Energy for the Knight. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 The years have not been kind to our Lee…. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30372 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 I’m pretty sure I know the lad just to the left of him partially obscured Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7090 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Kitman said: The years have not been kind to our Lee…. made all the more tragic by the fact that they were hardly particularly generous in the first place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 I can't get over the fact that if you're ever going to wear your club's shirt then a cup final day would be that day but Lee got up and thought 'I'll wear me England top.' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 5 hours ago, Kitman said: The years have not been kind to our Lee…. Knight Ryder- “ So, if I want to become 2014 Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Writer of the Year, I just sign here in blood, aye?” Lucifer- “ Aye” Knight Ryder- “ What’s the catch?” Lucifer- “ You’ll gradually turn in to a sentient red-skin potato…” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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