Isegrim 8868 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Hold your Carling… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Beardsley’s rap is more eloquent than The Knight He might be having an adverse reaction to Southern Puff Beer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26598 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: Hold your Carling… "Yeel Dee for me, wor kid." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: "Yeel Dee for me, wor kid." Yes, but it’s all about England today, not some fancy stuff with foreign names. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Six year, man He’s decent but come on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 "Exciting" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19727 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 like a new signing etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26598 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 'He's fresh! Exciting!' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30233 Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: like a new signing etc Like an exciting new signing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 6 year contract is less about how long he'll be here and more about raising his price, surely? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Aye, teams in the Championship have a bit of money these days tbf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Rondonwatch and an interview with former toon supremo Geremi today. Enjoy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Geremi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Giving the loyal Toon Army the real story behind THAT free kick away to Spurs about 16 years ago 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Giving the loyal Toon Army the real story behind THAT free kick away to Spurs about 16 years ago 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26598 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 "As the clamour grows on Tyneside to get the signing of Joe Willock from London over the line a certain Geremi also from a London club was making that same journey seventeen years ago from Chelsea and swapping the special one for the one you've got to come back for like the McEwan's best scotch advert where the Geordie lad with the Chris Waddle perm comes over the Tyne on a train home looking at the Tyne bridge." Lee 'knight' Ryder TMGRSWY. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: TMGRSWY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Someone tell me I'm tired 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Put “2014” at the end. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26598 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: You know these people with stuff like BA (Hons) MBE, OBE, and stuff like that at the end of their names? The Knight is no different. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: You know these people with stuff like BA (Hons) MBE, OBE, and stuff like that at the end of their names? The Knight is no different. The Knight is definitely a man of letters… …” Letters have a large doner, extra meat, nee rabbit food, and divvent be shy with the chips either Stavros, lolz!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26598 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The Knight is definitely a man of letters… …” Letters have a large doner, extra meat, nee rabbit food, and divvent be shy with the chips either Stavros, lolz!” "Chilli sauce or garlic, Mr Ryder?" "Are ya having a laugh, Mehmet? Fucking garlic or chilli? Chilli sauce and mek it extra hot because the Knight's nee puff. Garlic on a kebab? Might as well hoy ice cream on it anahl! Remember when Souness stuck his flag on your pitch? That's like you asking me if ah want chilli or garlic sauce! Lol. Laters, Mehmet. Oh, by the way, nice to see yiv still got that signed phurto of Emre ah got you. Contacts, son, yiv got to have fucking contacts. Up here for thinking, doon there for dancing." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26598 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 "Fucking pissing mesel laughing here, like. Ah love the lads, they're ah'll decent kids but yiv got to have done the hard yards up and doon the A1 as part of the 'Toon army' to knaa the score and what the punters want. There'd be fucking H on to be honest with me not getting nominated but Helen Dalby told iz years ago when ah kicked off that ah'd alwiz win it every year so they had to let the other lads have a go but ah had to keep it to mesel so's not to dent their confidence. She even give iz a wink which ah'm fucking sure wasn't just a conspiryan, conspiratery, err not just about this little secret, think it was also a subtle hint that the sword of Ryder might be getting to know the front garden of Dalby if you knaa what ah mean? Lol! Anyways, like the kid who comes last on sports day ah hope they enjoy their token reward. (Ah don't think ah'll come last tbh if me and Hels get it on as ah've had a bit of a lean spell with the fanny because of lockdown an that otherwise yi tahlkin hours!) Laters, Ryder and fucking out!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13804 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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