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If the club want to put out all these false statements via the Chronicle, then let them do that. Everyone here knows, I speak the truth.....

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Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

If the club want to put out all these false statements via the Chronicle, then let them do that. Everyone here knows, I speak the truth.....

 

Someone ask him if the bore hole at the training ground was a success. I need to know!!

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Thing is as well, because its in the paper there's loads that take it as gospel. the club know that and use it as a weapon to turn fans against their latest target (see Keegan for previous and to some degree Nolan).

 

We know they lie, regularly.

We know they feed the chronicle.

 

Why do people take it as read?

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He is a ballbag, like. Two weeks ago he typed up an interview with Beardo where he praised Barton's attitude and the way he worked with the kids, now he's running articles from the club about how Barton has been a flat track bully on and off the training ground for the past few months. Surely you don't need to be Nick Davies to say "hold on a second..." and ask push for an answer why the senior staff were practically piping him off until 48 hours ago.

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Ha ha the inevitable, 2 weeks wages fine has just arrived. Needless to say it shall be appealed forthwith. #kickingamanwhilsthesdownha

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I'd love to know what salary Ryder is on. It genuinely angers me that he gets paid to write, it's liked putting Deadman in charge of the Halldron Collider. There are several people on here who could do a better job than Ryder imo.

 

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive.

 

I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns.

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I'd love to know what salary Ryder is on. It genuinely angers me that he gets paid to write, it's liked putting Deadman in charge of the Halldron Collider. There are several people on here who could do a better job than Ryder imo.

 

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive.

 

I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns.

 

;)

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I'm ready to sign up to have a pop at him. Do you think he's aware of how little respect the fans have for him?

I would imagine so. There are currently two comments under his latest shambolic blog entry. I'd be surprised if only two have been submitted.

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As someone who studied journalism and has struggled unsuccessfully for a few years to secure a job in the industry it really fucks me off he's being paid to rewrite the quotes fed to him on high. I bet I've won more awards* than that arsewipe too.

 

*A bottle of champagne from the Times and a trip to the British Grand Prix from Red Bull count, right?

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I'd love to know what salary Ryder is on. It genuinely angers me that he gets paid to write, it's liked putting Deadman in charge of the Halldron Collider. There are several people on here who could do a better job than Ryder imo.

 

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive.

 

I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns.

I tried that on twitter but he blocked me. Spot on re: the mail room I think he got really so far up Oliver's arse he recommended Ryder for the job, and one of the most cringeworthy Newcastle related things of recent years, was watching Oliver and Ryder talking about the toon's last game on youtube from the Conference rooms. "it was a canny game like" - " aye" "never offside though" - "narrrr". Oh dear.

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I heard a brilliant story about Anal demanding protection from the stewards when moving to and from the press box during the 4-1 win at the Stadium of Light because he thought his position as chief sports writer on the Ronny meant he was a marked man ;)

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I'd love to know what salary Ryder is on. It genuinely angers me that he gets paid to write, it's liked putting Deadman in charge of the Halldron Collider. There are several people on here who could do a better job than Ryder imo.

 

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive.

 

I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns.

I tried that on twitter but he blocked me. Spot on re: the mail room I think he got really so far up Oliver's arse he recommended Ryder for the job, and one of the most cringeworthy Newcastle related things of recent years, was watching Oliver and Ryder talking about the toon's last game on youtube from the Conference rooms. "it was a canny game like" - " aye" "never offside though" - "narrrr". Oh dear.

 

Not as embarrassing as this tbf.

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I'm ready to sign up to have a pop at him. Do you think he's aware of how little respect the fans have for him?

I would imagine so. There are currently two comments under his latest shambolic blog entry. I'd be surprised if only two have been submitted.

he deletes comments that he doesnt like, hes gonna be busy like!

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I'm ready to sign up to have a pop at him. Do you think he's aware of how little respect the fans have for him?

You don’t have to sign up to comment on the blog.

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I'd love to know what salary Ryder is on. It genuinely angers me that he gets paid to write, it's liked putting Deadman in charge of the Halldron Collider. There are several people on here who could do a better job than Ryder imo.

 

It is genuinely like they've given the kid in the mail room the job. Most people on here could hold down their current jobs and just use their lunch hour to knock up today's Chronicle exclusive.

 

I'm gonna start spamming the comments section of his shit blog, chipping away at his confidence until he resigns.

I tried that on twitter but he blocked me. Spot on re: the mail room I think he got really so far up Oliver's arse he recommended Ryder for the job, and one of the most cringeworthy Newcastle related things of recent years, was watching Oliver and Ryder talking about the toon's last game on youtube from the Conference rooms. "it was a canny game like" - " aye" "never offside though" - "narrrr". Oh dear.

 

Not as embarrassing as this tbf.

;)

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As someone who studied journalism and has struggled unsuccessfully for a few years to secure a job in the industry it really fucks me off he's being paid to rewrite the quotes fed to him on high. I bet I've won more awards* than that arsewipe too.

 

*A bottle of champagne from the Times and a trip to the British Grand Prix from Red Bull count, right?

He doesn’t come across as someone who has built up a wide network of football contacts enabling him to write insightful and informative articles. More like Dekka sends him an email and Ryder adds the typos.

 

I kind of feel sorry for him. I doubt we’ve ever had an owner with a thinner skin and he doesn’t seem to have the balls to deal with the situation. He just comes across as a sap.

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Don't feel sorry for him. He'd go along with anything: national socialism in 40s germany; the rise of Stalin; the bloke is an absolute fucking disgrace. If he came to my house and asked for a quote, I'd piss in his eyes, "THERE'S YOUR FUCKING QUOTE RYDER, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?"

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Don't feel sorry for him. He'd go along with anything: national socialism in 40s germany; the rise of Stalin; the bloke is an absolute fucking disgrace. If he came to my house and asked for a quote, I'd piss in his eyes, "THERE'S YOUR FUCKING QUOTE RYDER, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BITCH?"

 

;) That'd make me reassess my chosen profession. Fingers crossed he knocks on your door sometime soon.

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As someone who studied journalism and has struggled unsuccessfully for a few years to secure a job in the industry it really fucks me off he's being paid to rewrite the quotes fed to him on high. I bet I've won more awards* than that arsewipe too.

 

*A bottle of champagne from the Times and a trip to the British Grand Prix from Red Bull count, right?

He doesn’t come across as someone who has built up a wide network of football contacts enabling him to write insightful and informative articles. More like Dekka sends him an email and Ryder adds the typos.

 

I kind of feel sorry for him. I doubt we’ve ever had an owner with a thinner skin and he doesn’t seem to have the balls to deal with the situation. He just comes across as a sap.

;)

 

I have proof he reads this board too. I can't remember what me user name was on here at the time might have been "Tuco Ramirez", the toon were playing a pre season game last year, and they had the live Chronicle tracker where Ryder updates the crack every minutes and talks to various people, you know the crack. I used my TT username on this live chronicle site, he said something ridiculous like "Shola's workrate typically phenomenal today he's really put a shift in" * he wasn't being sarcastic, and I went ye naa what it is Lee you're an embarrassment to NUFC, quick as a flash he went "Stevie it's you who's the embarrassment" which proves he reads this board or how the fuck would he have known it was me. Oliver used to read it too, proven a number of times.

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