Howmanheyman 26588 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 His crack is as bad as this game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Bloke in the pub tonight started screaming about "Mackem Bastards" because someone was slagging off the performance and I immediately thought of the Toon Army's finest foot soldier. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 "Well diary, that was the night that wasn't for the Geordie King of the castle once of the district of Aston on the return to his former kingdom. Even worse than the defeat was yours trulynot being available for selection due to injury. Ah overdosed on some kamagra and in a rush to change the ten minute free view over to babestation ah sprained me ankle instead of spraining me wrist as ah intended in the first place! Anyways ah got down to a local to watch Brucies heroes even though ah was in pain but like Rocky in the 12th round versus Apollo Creed ah got through the pain barrier but couldn't help yelling out 'Mackem Bastards' at some rarfi divvies slagging off the toon as the pain of seeing Brucie's former employers beating Newcastle United was too much. Ah got a funny look off some internet geek when ah said it but one glare from the Knight was enough to have the poor lad touching cloth when he realised just who the beast he'd awoken was. Lol! Poor lad nearly had a heart attack. Anyways, five things don't right themselves! Lol. Laters!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 “Anyways, five things don't right themselves” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 No chance that I could be in the same boozer as Ryder since I'm not a member of the Labour Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16468 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 First with the good news as always for his loyal punters with the added bonus of a pat on the head from Penfold and Concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 Charnley and that boiler have their attention grabbed by something. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Ryder, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted November 29, 2019 Share Posted November 29, 2019 The only points we’ll see for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Anyone interested in finding out any of the chants from man city fans? "57 mins: bloke two seats from the aisle in row RR upper Gallowgate goes for a piss" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Mind they’re the last cunts that should be having a pop at the atmosphere of other grounds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Anyone interested in finding out any of the chants from man city fans? "57 mins: bloke two seats from the aisle in row RR upper Gallowgate goes for a piss" "58 mins: fan a few rows back shots 'That's TWICE you've been for a piss! Tie a knot in it, man!' to laughs from the crowd. Shelvey tries to put in Joelinton through on goal on the right but is intersepterat, intersexual, err, robbed by Ferdinandino. More as it comes." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 tbf, these days, our "famous atmosphere" is usually found on the late games when everyone has been on the piss for 6 hours beforehand. Of course, being an early game and, not to mention, it being fucking freezing, it makes sense that Paperback Ryder was the only one fucking mortal drunk from the night before. Cockeyed Mala's 50th, what a do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8862 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-steve-bruce-done-behind-17349761 There won’t be any competition for the next Pullitzer then... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19717 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Ryder eyeing a seat around the breakfast table on Sky Sports' Sunday Supplement show https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-steve-bruce-done-behind-17349761 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 He’s more likely just eyeing the breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19717 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 53 minutes ago, Isegrim said: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-steve-bruce-done-behind-17349761 There won’t be any competition for the next Pullitzer then... respectable cliche count in that piece, just the five obvious ones. from the get-go weather a storm points up for grabs Credit where it's due the task in hand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 At the end of the day, it’s all just words. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8936 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Ryder eyeing a seat around the breakfast table on Sky Sports' Sunday Supplement show https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-steve-bruce-done-behind-17349761 God, that reads like a teenager's blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8862 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 just fuck off. Bring back Anal Oliver! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8862 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 the cheek to have a go at Burnley‘s style of football... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8862 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 There is only one person suffering from delusion, but it’s not the Burnley fan.,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9921 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 I'd like to think the Knight Ryder is displaying an ironic lack of self-awareness, but I'm not entirely sure that's true.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Knight Ryder: "a Burnley fan had the audacity to say 'how do you watch that every week?' Ah couldn't believe what ah was hearing, here, like. Ah gans up to him, gives him the Ryder glare ah gave to them lippy cunts outside McDonald's who were asking iz forra 'tab mister' and telt im straight. 'Are yee for real, like?' his face went a bit funny and he walked off canny sharpish. Lol. You don't mess with the Knight. Laters." Twenty minutes later..... Burnley fan: "A wuh joking on with a couple of Geor-dayz about how crap the game, ah say, how crap the game was and one of them, a bald lad, said something ah just couldn't understand. Mind, ah understood he must've had a right good drink the night before and had a kebab of something cos his breath almost made me sick on the spot. Ah couldn't get away quick enough, ah tell ya." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38518 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: how crap the game, ah say, how crap the game was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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