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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)


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He's a right big bairn mind.

 

He's blocked me on twitter because of a few tweets that were fuck all.

 

I tell you what, the way he's going on I can only see things getting worse for him. I reckon he's building up to a staged nervous breakdown and some time off on the sick, resulting in demotion on the grounds of ill health so he doesn't look a cunt and a coward for stepping down from the position of Chief Window licker because he can't handle the pressure of the job.

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He's a right big bairn mind.

 

He's blocked me on twitter because of a few tweets that were fuck all.

 

I tell you what, the way he's going on I can only see things getting worse for him. I reckon he's building up to a staged nervous breakdown and some time off on the sick, resulting in demotion on the grounds of ill health so he doesn't look a cunt and a coward for stepping down from the position of Chief Window licker because he can't handle the pressure of the job.

He's had me blocked months because I asked him why he had difficulty spelling, given his profession.

 

His crack as well yesterday "Tiote's goal was viewed by more than 300,000 people on youtube!" So fuck! I've seen youtubes with cats tumbling down stairs with more than that. A genuine idiot.

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So....the thought here is if someone could alter / crop this photo so he is holding up a blank card of paper rather than a banner and get rid of the other guy.

 

We could also have a blank banner and just alter the person and message he is sharing it with.

 

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Scariest thing for me looking at this is that me and him are almost the same age to the day :icon_lol:

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So....the thought here is if someone could alter / crop this photo so he is holding up a blank card of paper rather than a banner and get rid of the other guy.

 

We could also have a blank banner and just alter the person and message he is sharing it with.

 

lee-ryder-left-and-keith-inkster-of-william-hill-with-the-sunshine-fund-cheque-164623024.jpg

Whoa, the bloke on the right was my boss when I worked for Gus Carter. Keith Inkster, he's called. Top bloke.

 

That's a blast from the past.

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So....the thought here is if someone could alter / crop this photo so he is holding up a blank card of paper rather than a banner and get rid of the other guy.

 

We could also have a blank banner and just alter the person and message he is sharing it with.

 

lee-ryder-left-and-keith-inkster-of-william-hill-with-the-sunshine-fund-cheque-164623024.jpg

Whoa, the bloke on the right was my boss when I worked for Gus Carter. Keith Inkster, he's called. Top bloke.

 

That's a blast from the past.

 

Did he get any shit for having a surname that is an anagram of stinker?

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So....the thought here is if someone could alter / crop this photo so he is holding up a blank card of paper rather than a banner and get rid of the other guy.

 

We could also have a blank banner and just alter the person and message he is sharing it with.

 

lee-ryder-left-and-keith-inkster-of-william-hill-with-the-sunshine-fund-cheque-164623024.jpg

Whoa, the bloke on the right was my boss when I worked for Gus Carter. Keith Inkster, he's called. Top bloke.

 

That's a blast from the past.

 

Did he get any shit for having a surname that is an anagram of stinker?

 

I didn't know him in primary school. :icon_lol:

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You'll all be sorry. When he flips, due to all the persecution, he'll end up being nursed by J69 - oops, sorry, being nursed on a ward managed by J69, it'll all BE YOUR FAULT!

 

 

Barstards, the lot of you. He's just trying to earn a penny to rub together. Keep the pics coming, though :lol:

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:lol:

 

He's online with some fact-giving LiveChat with the Echo tomorrow :icon_lol:

 

He's the Fact Man

 

Edit

 

Signed up to talk to them before the deal was done it appears .

 

"LIVERPOOL FC are on the verge of signing Newcastle United left back Jose Enrique - but just what type of player will LFC be getting for their £5.5m fee?

 

To find out, log on to our live chat at noon on Friday with Lee Ryder, the Newcastle United writer from our sister paper, the Newcastle Chronicle.

 

Lee will be giving his expert opinion on the Spaniard's strengths and weaknesses, who he has watched develop over the past few years, so it is a great opportunity for every Liverpool FC fan to ask him what they can expect."

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The french are saying we've bid £8.8m for Modibo Maiga from Sochaux. Anyone who says they know anything about him is a lying mug. His wiki page is two lines long.

 

Maiga would have a point to prove in England and I'm not convinced he is the answer if he signs.

 

HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE KNOW? I don't care what anyone says he doesn't sit in on a Sunday night watching every fucking Le Mans and Sochauz game. He shouldn't even have an opinion same as the rest of us. Total mug.

 

This too... oh dear...

 

Lee Ryder: I disagree with the notion Pardew is a puppet manager.

 

He would do considering he is the media equivalent.

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Modibo Maiga would make a better foil for Ba than any of our other strikers; he's left-footed and he can retain the ball upfront, something we clearly lack. He's not an out-an-out striker, more a free-roaming attacker. He had a terrific season last year in Ligue 1 and scored about 8 headers. He's rated as one of the best headerers of the ball in France. His finishing isn't great with his feet like, but he's only 23.

 

If Pardew intends to play Ben Arfa off Ba, where is Maiga going to fit in? Unless Arfa drops behind the two and is deployed as a fulcrum at the front of our midfield, I don't see where you fit them both in.

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