Isegrim 8870 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Brucey certainly got him more than one free drink today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 You can just picture him and Brewce, absolutely spackered on Fosters, collapsed in the back alley of the Sgt.Peppers, covered in empty packets of pork scratchings and scampi fries. “ Aah… aah fucken…ah fucken love you mind, Steven” ” Ahh, ch…cheers Lee.… (burp)… giz that last bag o’ Seabrooks man…” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-notes-steve-bruces-17460182 Got to admire the boldness of the daft cunt. A couple of months ago the press are getting pelters for being in bed with the club and for failing to adequately hold Bruce to account for stuff. A few wins later and he's posted an entire article about Brucey getting the beers in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 "My mistake, headline should've been 'Steve Bruce drops his bait whilst discussing whether or not NUFC will buy anyone. Blames the Christmas sprouts.' Honest mistake! Lol." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12755 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Nobody is even expecting signings and they're already trying to lower the expectations even more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 I wonder what he thought when one of his soldiers got poached by the athletic. I wonder if an athletic-branded envelope landed at trinity house and he thought his time had arrived. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 47 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: I wonder what he thought when one of his soldiers got poached by the athletic. I wonder if an athletic-branded envelope landed at trinity house and he thought his time had arrived. They probably did offer the Chronicle to pay his wages as there can’t be a better reason to subscribe for their services than having a local journalist writing as much drivel as the knight Ryder does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 "Athletic? Mugs game. You need boots on the ground, a pen and paper, shit hot crack, a little black book of contacts left to you by a mentor like Olly or Gibbo. You need managers and players in your pockets like so many nickels and dimes like that scene in the godfather where Sollozzo wants Don Corleone's backing but the Don isn't having any of it. The likes of internet geeks like young Waughy, aye, it's the best they could dee with nee real experience on the United beat, nee away days behind an escort. Fuck'em if they think a'hm applying again, err, I mean ever applying." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 On 02/12/2019 at 16:33, Isegrim said: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-steve-bruce-done-behind-17349761 There won’t be any competition for the next Pullitzer then... Aye, that article's aged well in a short space of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30330 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 (edited) That comparing us with last season not seeming like such a good idea now. And we had a really good second half to our season last time round. What’s Luke Edwards been saying lately? Edited January 3, 2020 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 If you don't want to see what Newcastle fans were chanting look away now block Lee Ryder. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Why were we stewing beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9971 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Why were we stewing beef? Brewceys half-time snack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38654 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 “We’re Threelargedonersdon’tbeshywiththegarlic…ing Mate” ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 It's a ****ing ******* what they actually said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 "Yiz are warm. First word rhymes with 'plucking', other word has three silly Bills." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Quote Perhaps the opportunity that came his way against Leicester was the wrong type of chance given his confidence must be lower than a snake's belly at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 This jist of his article on Joelinton basically saying he's getting plenty of chances and it'd be a bigger concern if he wasn't, before wrapping up with "he needs better service". Ghostwritten by j69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Today's burning question from the Knight..... "Why does he pretend?!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9971 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 The only bug I want Fat Mike to get is sepsis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I just want him to bugger off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19770 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 52 minutes ago, Sonatine said: The only bug I want Fat Mike to get is sepsis. Ebola tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26723 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I was just about to go online and check Milano airport's departures but once again, Lee Ryder is taking care of business for his loyal punters. Cheers, Lee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19770 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 1/18/2020 at 13:36, Dr Gloom said: Ebola tbh coronavirus tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Another journalistic gem from Lee “I am so deep up Brucey’s arse I can smell the crisps through his mouth” Ryder about how his pal has won most fans over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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