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The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)


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The secret diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 and a half   16/02/2019   Oh this year we're off to sunny Spain! Y Viva Espana! EEEh ya fucka, diary. The things ah get to do in this crazy wo

"Well diary, long time no see, ah was just about to set off for graft as some clever cunt, or so-called clever cunt had intraduc, introjuice, err brought in social distancing into Thomson house and we

The secret diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 and a half   16/02/2018   The Rise and Fall of the Ryder Empire.   Alreet diary? Been a while like. Ah thought mebbeez it was time t

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:lol: Nice. Ryder (and those of his ilk) keep banging on about how they don’t understand why the club don’t release a statement, that’s not standard in these type of things though especially when it’s highly likely there are confidentiality agreements etc signed between the party’s. Also, why would Ashley and his group give a shit to do that if they could? He’s not exactly shown he gives a fuck about the fans so why would he suddenly feel he wants to alleviate fans anxiety that the deal will or won’t happen? I’m happy to hear nothing from the club until we hear something from the new owners tbh. I’ve heard and seen enough from Mike Ashley over the past 13 years.  

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1 hour ago, Howay said:

:lol: Nice. Ryder (and those of his ilk) keep banging on about how they don’t understand why the club don’t release a statement, that’s not standard in these type of things though especially when it’s highly likely there are confidentiality agreements etc signed between the party’s. Also, why would Ashley and his group give a shit to do that if they could? He’s not exactly shown he gives a fuck about the fans so why would he suddenly feel he wants to alleviate fans anxiety that the deal will or won’t happen? I’m happy to hear nothing from the club until we hear something from the new owners tbh. I’ve heard and seen enough from Mike Ashley over the past 13 years.  

 

Their desperation for statements is probably directly related to having to write 15 shitty articles a day for their malware ridden websites.

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"As the long awaited liberation of the cathedral on the hill dawns for the fans who once sung about winning 'F*** all again, we'll still follow United' I spoke to someone who needs no introduction to the toon army and who knows a thing or two about takeovers at Newcastle United. I spoke to one time black & white star Kevin Brock about his thoughts on the takeover and his perspective having seen the eventual takeover by the magpie group to oust Gordon Mckeag by the man who built the MetroCentre, a certain Sir John Hall who had a dream about the Geordie nation....."

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10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol: What a little bitch. 

He can’t resist replying to each and every troll on twitter. Even when he’s been absolutely owned and the smart thing would be to stay quiet, he just can’t help himself  

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3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

He can’t resist replying to each and every troll on twitter. Even when he’s been absolutely owned and the smart thing would be to stay quiet, he just can’t help himself  

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There’s the rub. 

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That’s clearly his spare-room/huffy bed. 
 

Judicious camera angle to avoid the knee-deep cans and pizza boxes, too. 
 

You don’t get to be Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of 2014 without learning a few tricks. :lol:

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s clearly his spare-room/huffy bed. 
 

Judicious camera angle to avoid the knee deep cans and pizza boxes, too. 
 

You don’t get to be Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Journalist of 2014 without learning a few tricks. :lol:

I've actually found a picture of him getting that award somewhere. I'll try and find it. :good:

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Some Ryder classics there...

 

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Are you confident the prospective new owners will pass the Premier League test?

That’s a question only the Premier League can answer and they’ve consistently said: “No comment”.

 

 

To be fair, if I was asked if someone else is confident about something I wouldn’t comment as well.

Also the valuation of the Longstaffs...

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unsurprisingly questions about the takeover dominated the session tonight.” 

Especially since it's described as Lee Ryder's NUFC takeover Q & A

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8 hours ago, Isegrim said:
To be fair, if I was asked if someone else is confident about something I wouldn’t comment as well.

But surely he is being asked if he is confident, so the answer is either "yes" or "no" isn't it?

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"Well diary, long time no see, ah was just about to set off for graft as some clever cunt, or so-called clever cunt had intraduc, introjuice, err brought in social distancing into Thomson house and we all had to go back after dialling it in through the lockdown until ah mentioned us all bunching up as we all started together so ah managed to get staggered starts so ah was still in the house when me batphone rang. "Hello, Lee Ryder, award winning sports journalist, Newcastle chronicle, speak to me." It was pigeon chest Campbell. "Alreet, Lee? We were ah'll on WhatsApp yesterday and we're gannin to Benidorm on Tuesday. Ah'll the lads are up for it, last minute but are you up for it? Mala said he'd ring you but ah seen him this morning in the toon getting a new phone, he dropped his old one doon the bog so ah said ahe'd phone you instead." Fucking get in, ah thought. Ah could do with a lads piss up so was on it quicker than Brucie giving a vague NUFC recollection as a bairn. Ah got into work at half ten and moaned on about the mettees being off again. Ah put me holidays in with Gibbo and then bumped into Mark Douglas who told me that Saint-Maximin had won the Ronny Gill player of the year. The award was always done at the end of the season and it would've been me handing it over this year but ah was going to be full of Cruzcampo in Benidorm with the lads and hopefully balls deep in some lucky senoritas so wouldn't be able to hand it over to the French wing wizard. Mark asked if I was ok to do it and this is what separates the Ryder's from the Douglas's of this world. "Aye, nee bother wor kid, ah'll pick the trophy up when ah go on me dinner today." Douggy asked me why and ah filled him up with some shite about needing a week to psyche mesel up and using the trophy as inspiration. Anyways, ah headed up to the cathedral on the hill on me dinner hour, handed over the award to the Gallic electric eel, Allan whilst getting a piss easy 'over the moon to be here' story and making sure le magnifique froggy swapped his phone number for the chronicle trophy so ah had another toon superstar on tap, up here for thinking, doon there for dancing and yet another example for any budding regional sports journalist of how the fuck to get stuff done! Lol. Anyways, bags to pack, Kamagra to get. Laters."

 

 

 

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