Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted July 19, 2020 Report Share Posted July 19, 2020 39 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Lovely touch about the Metros being cancelled yesterday. That sort of local flavour is what makes your stories come alive. Pure guesswork! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 Clash of the Titans! Immovable object meets unstoppable force..... 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,382 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 I love that they always tag that Geordie dentist. I know people were hanging off everything he said over BZG as they were from the country he lives in, but I can’t see him being an expert on what the Saudis are doing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,429 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 It’s like shit lesbian porn- two bald cunts going at each other in the most mild way possible. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,072 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Clash of the Titans! Immovable object meets unstoppable force..... Step aside, Knight Ryder, it’s my understanding that there’s a new king in town, according to people familiar with the situation. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Isegrim 1,908 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 I can’t understand how people can knock his credentials. I am pretty sure he has a story in the pipeline about what fun88 does actually mean. A lot of people think it is about letters I the alphabet. But while the suggestion of fun88 does stand for “fun heil hitler” is popular in some parts of Boldon the 88 does actually stand for a little known character of the Chinese alphabet representing the wird “fa” the acronym for “four (brown) ales”, meaning the minimum umber of alcohol to consume to find him bearable. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 Alan Shearer: 'Right, so first of all you make sure you can afford it. Then, you get in touch with Ashley to tell him your offer. If he's ok with it you show him proof of funds and pay a fee to look at the books. If you're ok with what you see then Ashley informs the PL.......Did you get all that?......ok, happy to help. See you later.' 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 541 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Alan Shearer: 'Right, so first of all you make sure you can afford it. Then, you get in touch with Ashley to tell him your offer. If he's ok with it you show him proof of funds and pay a fee to look at the books. If you're ok with what you see then Ashley informs the PL.......Did you get all that?......ok, happy to help. That’s £50,000 for the consultation. Cheers lads.’ Added to your post 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,956 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 Tbf that’s exactly what a consortium without the funds to buy the club would do Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,382 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 I see Steve Wraith is giving this one his approval. Makes it feel super genuine now that Steve is interested in it and they have two ex players that know absolutely fuck all about buying a club consulting on it. I look forward to Wraith putting up pictures of the Tyne bridge with the flag of whatever country the people involved originate from in the background, what a little fucking rat he is man. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,072 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 Why the fuck would they choose Chopra to front the deal? This has to be bullshit Link to post Share on other sites
Carl 175 Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Why the fuck would they choose Chopra to front the deal? This has to be bullshit Aye, the 10000 private jets was a red flag for me Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted August 17, 2020 Report Share Posted August 17, 2020 I'm just waiting for a tweet from one of the prospective buyers finishing with an 'SMB' on it before they get my approval. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,072 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Bruce used loans as he hoped to save money in January for his summer transfer kitty but the virus pandemic has saw finances cut at St James' Park, with the manager admitting last week: "That could only happen to me!" Fuck me, where to start with this paragraph? I’m not even going to mention the grammar - sack the sub editor - but a virus doesn’t have eyes, it cannot see, let alone saw. Nor is it a carpenter taking tools to NUFC’s finances. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Fuck me, where to start with this paragraph? I’m not even going to mention the grammar - sack the sub editor - but a virus doesn’t have eyes, it cannot see, let alone saw. Nor is it a carpenter taking tools to NUFC’s finances. "Gramma's for old London hipster's who've forgotten their roots but know everything about sedgeways but have never SAW the whites of the eyes of certain football firms once back in the day from Charlton's firm among others." 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,429 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Sedgeways Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sedgeways What are they called then? (Help me out here, Gloomy!) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,429 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Segways. ( I genuinely thought you were doing it as a Ryderism ). 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Segways. ( I genuinely thought you were doing it as a Ryderism ). In this case real life was imitating art, luvvie. (Sniff). 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,956 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 It’s segue to us posh cunts 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,072 Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Segways are so 2015. It’s all about the electric scooter in covid land 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,956 Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Segways are so 2015. It’s all about the electric scooter in covid land Sounds like a shit Philip K Dick ripoff Link to post Share on other sites
trophyshy 710 Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Do virus dream of cereal cafes? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,956 Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 8 hours ago, trophyshy said: Do virus dream of cereal cafes? They’ve closed permanently due to COVID as it happens. Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,652 Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 The Knight: "Archra, err...Archo.....Artcraft, err....Lazaar! Alreet wor kid? You're looking in good shape, kidda! Think you've a a great chance of getting in the side next season, son. It's Lee, Lee Ryder by the way, top reporter on all things NUFC from the evening chronicle, you might've heard the other players mentioning me? Anyways, do you fancy a quick interview then mebbees meet up once a month for a chat?" Achraf Lazaar: "I'm really sorry, but Lee Marshall sorts out the interviews for players." The Knight: "Nee bother, young'un." 8 Link to post Share on other sites
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