manc-mag 1 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Tache's wife: "oi! Why aren't yow coming to bed, malcolm? Yow better not be wanking over the adult channel freeview!" Tache: "Now, sweetheart, Oim myking anutha funnoi banner, this time it's about the scousers, they'll be fucking devastoited when they see it, just loike the Barcodes, were, ha ha!" Especially this bit. Got his name bang on too Thing is I really want it to be the 'tache bloke's banner now. Tell you what mind, speaking of 'taches, howman's ava is proper sobering stuff. I know that pic from back in the day (I think it's an away match against Ipswich to be precise..) and theres four taches on it. For all the world they could pass for Liverpool fans if they had different tops on. You're spot on, MM, I think there was national football gallery thing and that pic was on with some comment along the lines of 'Some rum Newcastle Utd fans enjoying an away day at Ipswich in the 2nd division'. Loved it when I saw it and got it saved. They could all pass for extra's off a Sid the Sexist cartoon, all that's missing is the can of red stripe in their hands and it could be the Bigg Market circa 1990. The bloke with the black eye just rounds it off for me, not sobering, funny as fuck. I'd seen it had surfaced at that National Football Museum (or some exhibition there, dunno whether it was a permanent exhibition or not). Brilliant photo like as you say, we were bottom of the old second when it was taken. I think the bloke who took it is a Newcastle fan who lives in Cumbria or summat. A professional photographer, his stuff on football grounds is just quality. There's two blokes with black eyes by the way if you get a chance to see the picture again in close up. The younger lad behind the fat bloke had also clearly been involved in a recent heated debate too. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with others http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 I bought that pic framed years ago when I was at Widemere. Absolutely class pic. See the kid at the back with all the spots on his face I know it sounds a daft thing to say but you don't see spots that big these days. They were all the rage when I was at school. Edited September 1, 2010 by Tuco Ramirez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 I bought that pic framed years ago when I was at Widemere. Absolutely class pic. See the kid at the back with all the spots on his face I know it sounds a daft thing to say but you don't see spots that big these days. They were all the rage when I was at school. Is that his shop then? It must be there and at the National Football Museum. I've got a couple of his books-just fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 I bought that pic framed years ago when I was at Widemere. Absolutely class pic. See the kid at the back with all the spots on his face I know it sounds a daft thing to say but you don't see spots that big these days. They were all the rage when I was at school. Is that his shop then? It must be there and at the National Football Museum. I've got a couple of his books-just fucking brilliant. The shop is in Windemere town it's literally about 200 yards from where the lake starts, you go in and there's 1000s of pictures on two levels its a total shrine to football was expensive though iirc, can't mind how much the pic was but it weren't cheap. I remember when I went there they had a table of visits by supports by various clubs (I'm not making this up anyone who's been will tell you, and it's in their brochure went something along the lines of. 1 Newcastle 2 Man Utd 3 Liverpool 4 Sunderland 5 Rangers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 I bought that pic framed years ago when I was at Widemere. Absolutely class pic. See the kid at the back with all the spots on his face I know it sounds a daft thing to say but you don't see spots that big these days. They were all the rage when I was at school. Is that his shop then? It must be there and at the National Football Museum. I've got a couple of his books-just fucking brilliant. The shop is in Windemere town it's literally about 200 yards from where the lake starts, you go in and there's 1000s of pictures on two levels its a total shrine to football was expensive though iirc, can't mind how much the pic was but it weren't cheap. I remember when I went there they had a table of visits by supports by various clubs (I'm not making this up anyone who's been will tell you, and it's in their brochure went something along the lines of. 1 Newcastle 2 Man Utd 3 Liverpool 4 Sunderland 5 Rangers... Mint! No Spurs btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 It's in Ambleside Stevie, not Windermere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Considered the possibility that it might have been a pic of them celebrating one of their goals but on closer inspection you can see a few of the sad bastards checking the scoreboard so it must have been in response to news flashing up/tannoyed. The unbridled joy man.... Sad, sad bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Her behind that twat in the England top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Her behind that twat in the England top. It's a Mackem - it'll have 6 fingers and a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Belter tits though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Granted Kevin, the blonde is an aberration for sunderland. The bushpig on the left in the away rag is more usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The pic is here along with othershttp://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...Newcastle/2/223 That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Considered the possibility that it might have been a pic of them celebrating one of their goals but on closer inspection you can see a few of the sad bastards checking the scoreboard so it must have been in response to news flashing up/tannoyed. The unbridled joy man.... Sad, sad bastards. The two blokes at the front hugging, it looks like the bald one is in tears, such is his joy at us going down! They must have the saddest lives on the planet if we mean so much to them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Every time they say ''They are just as bad as us'' they need to look at that picture and then they need to look at themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Every time they say ''They are just as bad as us'' they need to look at that picture and then they need to look at themselves. Fucking Hell Tom! You evil swine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 The two blokes at the front hugging, it looks like the bald one is in tears, such is his joy at us going down! They must have the saddest lives on the planet if we mean so much to them! Come 'ere son gis a hug, Im so proud..sniff..its the happiest day of me life..sniff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 The bloke in the blue down the front is the one that stands out for me. His face is all "Is it? Could it? Can it really be TRUE?!" That photo is gloriously pathetic though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 It's in Ambleside Stevie, not Windermere. Aye, but the lakes Windemere ye knew where a meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 The bloke in the blue down the front is the one that stands out for me. His face is all "Is it? Could it? Can it really be TRUE?!" That photo is gloriously pathetic though. Go a few rows back from this fella and over to the left slightly. Looks like the fat shit in the blue checked shirt is snogging the bloke behind him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 It's in Ambleside Stevie, not Windermere. Aye, but the lakes Windemere ye knew where a meant [pedant]Windermere is a mere, not a lake [/pedant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Granted Kevin, the blonde is an aberration for sunderland. The bushpig on the left in the away rag is more usual. That kid next to her is desparate for someone to hug like you can tell. Clearly gutted as he's turned round only to find the bushpig though and is sensibly keeping his distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 It's in Ambleside Stevie, not Windermere. Aye, but the lakes Windemere ye knew where a meant [pedant]Windermere is a mere, not a lake [/pedant] A mere is a lake though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 It's in Ambleside Stevie, not Windermere. Aye, but the lakes Windemere ye knew where a meant [pedant]Windermere is a mere, not a lake [/pedant] A mere is a lake though In the context that it's a body of water, aye. Next you'll be arguing a stream's a river! Popular quiz question - how many lakes in the lake district? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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