luckyluke 1 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Where in Leeds is your allotment wiki? Mate of mine had one in Headingley and had a bit of grief with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 Where in Leeds is your allotment wiki? Mate of mine had one in Headingley and had a bit of grief with it. I know which alotment too. Mine is Godwin Allotments. He aint down there at the moment, dumped a load of shite on his patch. Anyways, time to get ready for the Rugby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 (edited) These Yorkshire allotments man, Wacky. Third world tbh. They haven't got the allotment tradition like up here. Edited August 28, 2010 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. Spark the old fucker out. Old bastard just needs a few slaps, nothing too serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Oh, wykiki, have you ever heard of the Glasgow Smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. Why not get a dozen mates to go down in the middle of the night and move his allotment 5 foot the other way? Basically take over the bloke on the other side of him, do it all properly though, dig every plant up and move it 5 foot to the left. Shed 5ft left, compost heap 5ft left etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 ...and when you see him move his head 5ft to the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 ...and when you see him move his head 5ft to the left. With your spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. So because he's old, he's allowed to treat you like a bitch? Come on you ponce, this pitch was your grandad's. Stand up to the cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. So because he's old, he's allowed to treat you like a bitch? Come on you ponce, this pitch was your grandad's. Stand up to the cunt. You can ACT LIKE A MAN![/Don Corleone] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I'm beginning to think people see you as some sort of pushover. If it were my place this donkey would be doing my weeding for me and offering me free reign of his tobacco pouch. Now man up! Hes an old guy dude. What do you want me to do? Go and smash his face in with my spade? Anyways, Ive gone down tonight taken his fence panels down and moved my side on. Even better, I'd have him doing all my weeding and watering my tomatoes when on holiday, in return he'd get a bag of black bullets and the relief of not getting the hairy side off me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Share Posted August 29, 2010 Not been down today, so dunno whats happend. Fuck him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I bet he's fucked yo' shit right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lahey 0 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Does he ever have any grandkids knocking about down there? If he does wrap some rat poison in sweet wrappers and sprinkle them over the patch that he's trying to jip you out of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Does he ever have any grandkids knocking about down there? If he does wrap some rat poison in sweet wrappers and sprinkle them over the patch that he's trying to jip you out of Aww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted August 30, 2010 Author Share Posted August 30, 2010 I bet he's fucked yo' shit right up. He has, smashed a couple of peices I had out. So, waited to speak to him. Said I was as bad as the people who persucuted him before! Feel a tad sorry for the old guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 I bet he's fucked yo' shit right up. He has, smashed a couple of peices I had out. So, waited to speak to him. Said I was as bad as the people who persucuted him before! Feel a tad sorry for the old guy. So to clarify, he's moved his boundary over your (your families) side of the pitch, he's damaged your property and you feel sorry for him? No wonder people take you for a ride kidda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16598 Posted August 30, 2010 Author Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Good. You softened him down. Now hit him with the shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 You really should just beat him up, teach him some respect otherwise he will get worse. Old people are fucking shit figthers too and it will make you feel like a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34379 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 He sounds a bit like Harry Brown to me. I wouldn't be surprised if he halfs you with a sword next time you show your face down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Not Jewish is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Oh Ive had a word with him and told him he cant treat people like this. Moved my stuff over and hes paying for the damage. Had a good chat with him. The past is haunting the old guy I think. Not Jewish is he? How the fuck is he supposed to know if he has a foreskin or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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