What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Aye, retching was it

[Meenzer 13967]

See, the grammar police weren't screwing with you, you were just plumb wrong.

 

 

 

[Jill 0]

Pipe down with the puns, you lot.

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

 

CT's grammar mistakes are the torque of the town

[ChezGiven 0]

I've read this post 20 times and still Je ne comprend . But anyway, your lass doesn't trust her rosbif to cook roast beef? That's fucked.

I do most of the cooking but she knows her way around a kitchen too, learned a lot from me to be fair. I think it was in for about 15-20 mins, it was a relatively small piece but very rare. When we do a 'cote' on the bone, it'll be 4 times that size and go in for about the same time. Proper lush like that.

[Dr Gloom 19736]

 

CT's grammar mistakes are the torque of the town

 

The wheels have come off this thread already.

[Christmas Tree 3997]

Looks like I might have to tread carefully from now on

[Dr Gloom 19736]

looks like the punnery in this thread has been exhausted

[Christmas Tree 3997]

I feel like Ive definitely been shafted.

[Dr Gloom 19736]

perhaps we can steer this discussion in a different direction

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

I had a nice piece of turbo for lunch.

 

 

Giddup!

[Dr Gloom 19736]

i'm too tyred to continue with this

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

I'm winging it.

[Dr Gloom 19736]

Oil leave it there

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

You fucking dipstick.

[Dr Gloom 19736]

give me a brake

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

Get me, all up in your grill!

[Dr Gloom 19736]

i'm fuming

[Gejon 2]

Car.

[Meenzer 13967]

Car.

Audi ya do it?

[Brock Manson 0]

I had a nice piece of turbo for lunch.

 

 

Giddup!

 

Did you wash it down with a glass of skoda?

[catmag 336]

Don't drink too much of it or you'll get fiat.

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

Drinking too much is what caused my marriage to fail- the Mrs. left me Hyundrai

[Meenzer 13967]

And now there's not a crumb in the Lada and they laugh at you wherever Yugo?

[Monkeys Fist 38558]

That reminds me, I mustang my keks out to dry.