What's for lunch that's interesting or a bit different and isn't just a ham sandwich or some beetroot

[ewerk 38777]

17 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

DIY afternoon tea

 

 

 

For one?

[The Fish 12413]

5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

For one?

Beat me to it.

[Monkeys Fist 50299]

DIY? 
 

Looks like you made the butties, with the kitchen axe, and bought the rest at Boldon Asda…

“ Homemade afternoon tea, couldn’t be arsed!”

[Meenzer 17785]

16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

with the kitchen axe

 

 

[Christmas Tree 6557]

Behold my midday repast: a verdant foundation of iceberg lettuce, its crisp chlorophyllic crunch forming the very architecture of the plate, upon which repose the ruby-hued globes of vine-ripened tomatoes, bursting with the languid sweetness of Mediterranean afternoons. Nestled alongside, the avocado — nature’s butter in emerald form — lends its silken opulence, while the finely hewn tendrils of spring onion introduce a subtle crescendo of vegetal sharpness. A delicate dusting of chilli flakes provides a mischievous whisper of fire, immediately tempered by the dramatic chiaroscuro drizzle of balsamic glaze, like edible calligraphy scrawled by the gods themselves. And crowning this horticultural symphony: Argentinian king prawns, resplendent in their oceanic nobility, swathed luxuriously in a robe of soft cheese, each morsel an aria of maritime grandeur wrapped in dairy decadence.

 

[Meenzer 17785]

Can't believe yet another transfer window has closed without us successfully offloading CT to Mumsnet.

[Craig 11952]

A 2pm prawn salad, then?

[Craig 11952]

Just now, Meenzer said:

Can't believe yet another transfer window has closed without us successfully offloading CT to Mumsnet.

They demanded a refund.

[Christmas Tree 6557]

4 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Can't believe yet another transfer window has closed without us successfully offloading CT to Mumsnet.

Moaned about the mug so I attempted to bring you a grammatical feast and that’s the response  

 

[Craig 11952]

6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Moaned about the mug so I attempted to bring you a grammatical feast and that’s the response  

 

Worse than Isak.

[Christmas Tree 6557]

8 minutes ago, Craig said:

Worse than Isak.

No fucking shit Sherlock  

[Alex 41791]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

No fucking shit Sherlock  

 I was about to post that surely you didn’t need to use an analytical tool on the text to work that one out. Also when I’m bored at work I use the civil service AI tool to answer written parliamentary questions, etc in the style of Shakespeare  

Edited September 5 by Alex

[Alex 41791]

1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

Can't believe yet another transfer window has closed without us successfully offloading CT to Mumsnet.

A loan deal was turned down on account of his wages 

[Christmas Tree 6557]

44 minutes ago, Alex said:

 I was about to post that surely you didn’t need to use an analytical tool on the text to work that one out. Also when I’m bored at work I use the civil service AI tool to answer written parliamentary questions, etc in the style of Shakespeare  

That’s brilliant  

[Howmanheyman 43347]

44 minutes ago, Alex said:

A loan deal was turned down on account of his wages 

 

His expenses were a major roadblock so they reckon? Made a Tory Westminster breakfast cost look frugal.

[The Fish 12413]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

His expenses were a major roadblock so they reckon? Made a Tory Westminster breakfast cost look frugal.

His expanses would be a major roadblock too.

 

The fat fat fatty.

[Alex 41791]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

His expenses were a major roadblock so they reckon? Made a Tory Westminster breakfast cost look frugal.

When he joined the forum and backed the appointment of Dennis Wise he was rewarded for his loyalty with a 20 year deal by Mike Ashley. Set to run out in the summer of 2028

[Monkeys Fist 50299]

2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

finely hewn

Kitchen axe? 

[Christmas Tree 6557]

I asked ChatGPT to describe it again, but this time in geordie working class  

 

“Well, what a spread this is like. Start off wi’ a big crunchy slab o’ lettuce, nee fancy stuff, just a bed to hoy the rest on. Then ye got these posh viney tomatoes — straight off the stalk like they’ve just been pinched from an allotment in Marbella. There’s a bit o’ avocado, which is basically green butter for folk who think they’re better than margarine. Chuck in a handful o’ spring onions for that eye-watering twang, and hoy some chilli flakes on so ye know yer alive. Then someone’s gone daft wi’ the vinegar, swirlin’ it round the plate like it’s art class. And the best bit — big Argentinian prawns, king-sized no less, rolled up in soft cheese like they’ve been wrapped in a duvet. Pure class, man. Makes us feel like I should be on me holidays rather than sat in the canteen.”

[Christmas Tree 6557]

And just for @Alex  

 

AI is 100% coming for all of us soon 

 

“Lo, upon a verdant bed of lettuce doth my feast recline, crisp as the breath of dawn. Fair tomatoes, ripened upon the noble vine, do spill their ruby sweetness as though the very earth were bleeding nectar. The avocado, that creamy jewel of far-off climes, bestows its velvet grace, whilst springing onions, sharp of tongue, prick the senses like a jester’s jest. A fiery dust of chilli falleth as sparks from Vulcan’s forge, yet is tempered by a dark and lustrous glaze of balsamic, traced as though by Cupid’s hand in wanton flourish. And mark thee well, proud Argentinian prawns, crowned lords of the sea, now swaddled in softest curds — a marriage of ocean and pasture most divine. Such is my midday repast, fit for kings, poets, and hungry knaves alike.”

[Monkeys Fist 50299]

6 hours ago, Craig said:

A 2pm prawn salad, then?

Its correct title is Smegma Prawns.