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A 24-year-old Colombian has taken the title of the world's shortest man, measuring just 27 ins high (70cm) – slightly taller than the height restrictions for a piece of carry-on aeroplane luggage.




Leafing through an advance copy of the Guinness World Records 2011 edition, which launches Sept. 15 in the United States and the next day internationally, Mrs Hernandez shows her son a picture of the world's smallest woman, who is from India.


He's not interested in the least.


Mr Hernandez says he already has a girlfriend. She's 18, is named Fanny and measures just under 5ft (1.5m), he says.

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nah, not her.


The one off that recent documentary with that bloke that does all the documentaries ('The World's (such and such) and me'). Right little radge bastard

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The chain smoking one who Mark Dolan interviewed, feisty little bastard


That's the badger! Looked up Mark Dolan and the lad was called Pingping. Died in March apparently.


RIP you psychotic, stab-happy little bastard.

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